Top 10: Eyebrows

After a long wait, we return with the top 10, this time presenting eyebrows! Ultimately, eyebrows are not something I perv on, however, so I’m going to let Velexa go through this before posting so she can make her own comments.

10: ZE:A’s Kevin

Kevin got ten in this countdown because his are literally just fuzzy caterpillars… not our big thing.  I’m pretty sure the biggest reason he made it was because we have a Kevin bias.

9: 2PM’s TaekYeon

Another one who’s high on our bias list, I’m pretty sure TaekYeon doesn’t have a part of his body that isn’t sexy. This includes his eyebrows. (Velexa: There isn’t really a part on his body that isn’t huge either, this ALSO includes his eyebrows.)

8: Dalmatian’s Day Day

Velexa: If you can quirk your eyebrow, that kinda already does it for me.  Day Day is quite the character and his eyebrows only give him more personality.

7: (Ex-)U-KISS Alexander

Velexa: Maybe it’s the black and white picture, but his eyebrows are perfect.  I think he was chosen because I wish my eyebrows looked like this.

6: Block B Zico

Velexa: A quirked eyebrow is suggestive enough but the open mouth and tongue, why yes Zico my body is ready.

5: B2ST’s JunHyung

He looks so cute in this picture in general. I love him. (Velexa: see all previous comments about quirked eyebrows)

4: Block B’s P.O

Velexa: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, P.O. your eyebrows just now how to make a girl feel special.  Your eyebrow raised and so does my internal body temperature.

3: Infinite’s Hoya

Velexa: So dark, so think, so tempting and yes I am describing his eyebrows.

2: Super Junior’s SiWon

Original ShiBrows, can’t deny them. Even they don’t seem a part of his face.  Velexa: This gif just makes me laugh.

1: Big Bang’s T.O.P.

Velexa: When that eyebrow raised, it’s like stroking my lady wood.  Bravo, TOP, you deserve this top spot.

Top 10: Lips

Another week brings in our second top ten! This time around, it’s the top ten lips!

On a side note, next week is Spring Break for Velexa and I, so we can’t absolutely guarantee we’ll get up the unf of the week or the top ten out exactly on time.

Now then, onto the list!

10: Bi Rain

Bi’s lips are nice and luscious, but some other people have even thicker, juicier lips.  This list was a bit difficult for Velexa since one of her biggest weaknesses is lips. Me personally, I felt there was so much more to this picture than just Bi’s lips.

9: 8eight’s Lee Hyun

Now Hyun was pretty tricky. For a while he was battling against the top contenders because there’s no denying he has really, really nice lips.  The biggest thing that got him his spot is how flat his lips are compared to the other contestants.  (Velexa: Sorry, my perving is for those soft, luscious lips.  Yours are flat and very long across your face, but I still cannot deny that you have nice lips)

8: SHINee’s Key

So our Key bias showed up again.  The main reason he’s number eight is because he kind of… cheated.  His lips normally probably wouldn’t even land him a spot in the list, but because we like him and anything he does, he got in by puckering his sexy lips. (Velexa: Sorry, Key bias took over.  Plus it’s a great picture of him.)

7: CNBLUE’s YongHwa

We haven’t given a lot of love to CNBLUE on this site yet, but I assure you, eventually we will. Because we love us some YongHwa. Especially some YongHwa lips. Deny wanting to kiss them, I dare you. (Velexa: Not the lip touch YongHwa!  My ovaries can’t take that!!!! *gunshot to ovaries, bleeds out* My bad… I’ll clean that up)

6: Se7en

We’ve loved Se7en for a long time. Our loyalty to him was renewed in 2007 when he got to go to a fan signing in Daly City and got shake his hand (His lotion smells good) (Velexa: and his hands are hella soft!). We’ve also loved his lips for a long… long time.  Damn is HanByul a lucky girl.

5: MYNAME’s InSoo

I’m not too familiar with InSoo yet, but he’s got some nice lips. They’re juicy and luscious, and I just want to kiss him~ (The mask is a plus. Something about masks are just really… sexy.) (Velexa: InSoo!!!!  Now just imagine those lips lightly dragging along your neck… Sorry, this is a Top Ten list, not an Unf of the Week, my bad. I’ll keep my fantasies to myself)

4: MBLAQ’s SeungHo

SeungHo… huu… what can I say? He’s got some really nice lips. Don’t you just want to kiss him? Especially his bottom lip; you wouldn’t even be able to tell it was swollen after you played with it. (Velexa: Little do you all know, but his lower lip is swollen from perpetual sucking.  Maybe Joon?  DuJoon?  Hey, if they get tired, I will totally fill in for them!)

3: Ajoo

Ajoo is someone else who hasn’t really gotten any love on this site. And because of an operator error on his part that pretty much made him have to curl up and die from the entertainment industry, the only love he’ll really get on this is probably from Top Tens or the occasional UOW. Regardless, we miss this man. He not only had a nice body, he had some of the most delicious, soft looking lips. (Velexa: Come back Ajoo!  KPop needs your luscious lips, your unf-worthy body and your awesome voice!  This time, just don’t talk about how rich you are, maybe people will like you better)

2: B2ST’s KiKwang

KiKwang’s lips… Well, we’ve loved KiKwang since he went by AJ, and this picture kind of leaves me speechless. I just want to kiss him. (Velexa: Apparently all Redeim can think of with lips is how much she wants to kiss them.  Isn’t she so cute that her fantasies only go that far?  One of the first things I noticed about AJ/KiKwang were his lips, so he rightfully belongs on this list at number two)

1: Teen Top’s Niel

And our winner this week is Niel! *dead* Okay, he might be cheating a little bit by having lip gloss on, but you can notice this boy’s lips from a mile away, no joke. By the way, as a warning, our winner today is jailbait. (Velexa: Niel bias? Yes. Jailbait? Yes.  Worth it?  HOLY MOTHER F*CKING KIMCHI YES!!!!  His lips are gorgeous! For those of you who are CAP and Niel shippers,  here’s a wonderful picture for you.  It’s not them, but it looks like Niel, because of the lips.  I swear it’s a gif and not a picture, because it moves in  both mine and Redeim’s minds.)

Top 10: Sex Eyes

Everyone please welcome in our very first top 10!

Our first one will be sex eyes! You can expect Top 10 lists about once a week (give or take a year).  Please keep in mind all of these are only mine and Velexa’s opinions, if you have other opinions, please feel free to comment or even send us a picture of someone you think does better than these guys.  On that note, all of these top 10s are going to be men only, though maybe one day (or with enough requests), you will get our top ten girls.  Please note we’re trying to keep our bias at bay, but there are some bands we simply don’t care about anymore, but we still try to include them in our top 10s through memories.

10: Super Junior’s SiWon

SiWon got number ten because even though he’s got quite “the look,” we couldn’t find a lot of really awesome pictures. When it came to the others, SiWon had the least amount of “come to my bed,” but when we thought over pictures of him in our brains, we remembered he had quite an alluring look.

9: Teen Top’s L.Joe

Now normally we’re all over how sexy this boy is.  However, whether it be we couldn’t find the right picture or because our bias for him isn’t as big as we originally thought, he got number 9.  I really think it’s the first reason.  He’s still a pile of sexy on a mountain of jailbait.  He IS legal, but 1993 isn’t much of a comfort to us.

8: Chaos’ DongMin

Now I’m not too familiar with Chaos yet, but this boy makes me want to know them better.  According to Velexa, he does this often.  And if he already looks this good without guyliner, just imagine how much you’d want to jump him with it on?  He’s got the beckoning look and everything.

7: SungJong

SungJong was originally going to just be a honorable mention, because we normally only see his diva or cute side, but do to my awesome counting skills, he was blessed with a spot in this top 10 instead. Besides, we can’t deny he did quite a good job showing another side of him. (Velexa: I got the gif from another website and they explain it as follows: Annnnnnnnnnnnd pregnant)

6: 2PM’s Nichkhun

I know there’s a really, really nice arm in the way, but try to pay attention to just his look in this picture.  Besides the fact that Nichkhun is one of my ultimate biases in the Korean music industry in general, his look just seems to scream “Go to my bed, now. No questions.” And you know what? I won’t question!

5: F.Cuz’s Kan

Kan is another one who’s high on my personal bias list. And seriously, how can you not want to jump him with that look? It almost seems like he’s telling you to do whatever you want to him. I can take a vulnerable guy too.

4: MBLAQ’s Joon

It’s probably no surprise to find out Joon made it on a lot of our top ten lists.  We both have a really crazy bias for him.  And he’s kind of already sex on a stick (think Jeff Dunham if you can), so one cannot argue he can do a really, really nice “come to my bed” look. Oh, and not to mention, he’s lipping, wet, has on guyiner, and you can see his freckle. Basically, this picture is a summary of what to expect in future top tens.

3: SS501’s JungMin

Nothing says sex eyes like already being naked and waiting for you.  Okay, so he’s probably not naked.  But a girl can imagine, right?

2: SHINee’s Key

So our Key bias shows up quite easily.  But how can you deny this as number two when he’s not only got the sex eyes, he’s also got the sex hair, the arm up in waiting, and not to mention his neck looks like it needs to be kissed. (Velexa: You forgot his collar bone!  I could lick that!  But yes, unf unf sexy Key eyes)

1: Infinite’s L/MyungSoo

In the words of Velexa: puts a whole new meaning to exploding ovaries in 3… 2… 1…