EVOL is A Bit Different

EVOL came out and thanks to my friends I was pretty excited about “We Are a Bit Different.”  These girls are beautiful and talented, and they have flame throwers.  Enter J-Da.

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I love Hayana’s hair.  The two colors, one on each side, total BAMF move right there.

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J-Da can put on quite the mean face.  Get yo’ snarl on.

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Jucy’s hair is awesome, if I could I’d do my hair like that, alas I have curls and lots of them.  Though I love her hair, her face reminds me of Miss Piggy’s.  That’s not a bad thing, I love Miss Piggy; it was just an observation.

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misspiggy

Yull’s hair and eyeliner is hot.  She’s a very pretty girl.

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Maybe it’s because I’m obsessed with the Korean drama “Faith” right now, but Yull looks a lot like Hwa Soo In.  Check it out~

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hwasooin

Hwa SooIn from “Faith”

Say is my bias in this band.  She’s hot and a badass.  Badass always wins.

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Was EVOL A Bit Different from other girl groups?

Sing La-di Da-di for Cross Gene

Cross Gene, one of my many new obsessions, came out with “La-Di Da-Di” which was a BAMF song and a BAMF slash fun music video.  I love how this band is a blend of Chinese, Japanese and Korean guys, hence the “Cross” of “Cross Gene.”  I also have to commend Casper for throwing that shot to my ovaries straight up.

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Because of my wonderful friends, I can’t watch Shin slide in on the floor without laughing.  It was strange to me, but not laughable.  Now, I crack up every time.  Thanks guys.

Laugh every time

Laugh every time

So, let me talk a little about Sangmin.  I don’t care for him in pictures, because he looks really Western and really old, but for some reason in this MV I like him.

He reminds me of LeeU, formerly from F.Cuz

I had a hard time picking a bias, I mean, look at Casper’s arms, and J.G. is gorgeous and Yongseok is beautiful!!!!

Caspar

Casper

JG, quickly becoming my weakness

JG, quickly becoming my weakness

Yongseok

Yongseok

Damn foreheads and slicked back hair.  Just look at Yongseok!  I hope you people know I’m whining over here.  This is one of those Kpop fans can relate moments.  New band came out and you start crying because you can’t pick a bias.

FOREHEAD!!!

FOREHEAD!!!

Who walks in but this tall, gorgeous Japanese man named Takuya.  He has a freckle.  I shouldn’t have to say more, but I will.  He has a freckle on his chin, so close to his mouth.  How much more tempting do you have to be?  Dammit, there goes my bias.

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Lots of dance gifs.  There’s the BAMF flail, the steppy dance and my personal favorite the floor dance.  If you want easy, go with the floor dance.  Happy dancing!

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Did Cross Gene make you go La-Di Da-Di?

BtoB is here to WoW you

BtoB is back with “WOW” and to say that I’m obsessed with this song would be an understatement.  When this song came out, I had it playing on repeat for two days straight.  Let me just start with the butt gif, because it makes me smile.

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I have no idea why this girl doing “sexy” things makes the BtoB members disappear, but bitch better stop killing my men.  Somehow maknae SungJae (instead of the others) makes the girl disappear, I never question MV plots….

BtoB member (Hyunshik)

BtoB member (Hyunshik)

Plus woman doing sexy thing

Plus woman doing sexy thing

 

Equals poof, no more BtoB member

Equals poof, no more BtoB member

But not SungJae.  SungJae > girl

But not SungJae. SungJae > girl

Since I’m talking about SungJae let’s talk about how amazing his hair looks in this MV.  I apparently love foreheads, so that hairstyle is like a hairgasm to me.

Foreheads bishes!!!!

Foreheads bishes!!!!

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Last SungJae thing; he looks so much like SungJong.  I mean, I like me some SungJong, so that’s a good thing.

SungJae

SungJae

SungJong

SungJong

MinHyuk’s “grooving grooving” body wave is really hot.  I’m just going to sit here and watch this on repeat for a little while.

*drools*

*drools*

Hyunsik, must you?  You are too hot to handle.  Hat – ovaries curious, Smirk – ovaries engaged, Jawline – ovaries exploded, Lip touch – dead.

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I’m just going to enjoy all the gifs this MV can provide, like all the hip work these boys do.  Can I just say how happy I am that they are all legal, minus SungJae of course?

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IlHoon is a piece of art in the MV.  He’s simply gorgeous.  Bias wrecker this one is.

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IlHoon kissing his hand is an actual sin.  I felt myself ovulate when I saw that.

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I’ve shown random dance gifs, pick and choose what you will.  Happy dancing!

Did BtoB WOW you with their new song?

CHAOS are out to be Racers

CHAOS is back which makes me happier than ever!  “Racer” is so catchy but I was shocked at how much these guys changed.  I mean look at HyunSun with that blond hair.  It’s frickin’ hot.

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Two kinda random things I’ll get out of the way quickly, first off would be TaeYang’s wonderful thighs.  Gonna drool over that for a minute…… *one minute and a bucket of drool later* Hand Painting!!!!  I want to do this!!!  I’d prefer to do it with CHAOS, but more than likely I’ll end up doing something like this with my students…. *cry*

*drool*

*drool*

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HeeJae, when did you become so hot?  I remember the dorky guy with glasses, not this man with enough guyliner to satisfy any normal girl for her entire life.

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HyunSun was just gorgeous this entire MV.  The blond, long hair, the gun, that jacket… I want to curl up die looking at him.

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Shirts without sides are my new favorite things.  DuHwan looks great in that shirt, or lack there of.  Me gusta.

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TaeYang is hot.  Need I say more?

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DongMin, you were my original bias and your smoky eyes plus guyliner helped you again.

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DongMin, you don’t even have that great of an arm, but it’s greased up and holding a guitar, so that helps.  A LOT.

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I’ve become careless when it comes to dance gifs, sorry.  Happy dancing?  Or not…

Did the Racers of CHAOS win the race?

Big Star takes the time to Think

Big Star is back with “Think” and they came back quick.  A lot of people didn’t like them when they debuted (I did) and here they are, back to try again.  The very first thing I noticed was RaeHwan.  You can see his eyes now!  He got rid of the sunglasses, thanks for listening to me!

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Suddenly Jude gets screen time?  Okay, be that way and ignore my Sunghak.  Rude, people, rude.

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I think I should become a vampire because of my neck kink.  Baram’s neck looks delectable.

unf unf unf

unf unf unf

In addition to his neck looking wonderful, Baram looks like Shinhwa’s JunJin when he had blond hair.

Baram

Baram

Junjin

Junjin

I couldn’t help but feel like I was staring at B1A4’s GongChan every time I looked at RaeHwan.   Who knew they looked so alike?

RaeHwan

RaeHwan

GongChan

GongChan

I love how Feeldog’s name comes with the feels I already have.  They gave him braids!!!!  How can he be so cute?

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Feeldog!  A backhanded lip wipe?  You naughty boy, you know what that does to my ovaries.

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What do you Think about Big Star’s new song?

CClown is done being Solo

C-CLOWN debuted with “Solo” and I actually wasn’t that impressed.  I’ve gotten used to the song, but it’s still not my favorite thing.  I think a part of me refused to watch them or acknowledge them because of Maru.  We’re talking about a kid younger than my Zelo.  Maru is born in 1997 and I refuse to like him.

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After saying that, I have to acknowledge that Maru is my second bias in the band.  I harbor no sexual feelings for him (or so I keep telling myself that, I think for now that’s still true).  Though I do love masks and bandanas…. Stop it Maru!  I have students a year or two younger than you!!!

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Since Maru is so young, why are his band members molesting him like that?

Why!!!!!

Why!!!!!

I’m not very impressed with the looks of these guys.  Ray drives me insane.  I want him to show his face, come out from behind that hair.  This is the most you get.

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A face!!!

A face!!!

Then again, with a body like Ray’s you might not need a decent face.

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TK’s face isn’t that bad….. Just really wasn’t wowed by this band.

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I think KangJun looks a lot like ZE:A’s DongJun.

KangJun

KangJun

DongJun

DongJun

Now on to my actual bias: Rome.  This man is beautiful.  I mean, how can I deny that smirk?

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Do you think C-CLOWN can make it with Solo?

Big Star wants to be a Hot Boy

Big Star just debuted with “Hot Boy” and as usual, I’m in love with them, though I do have some observations to make about this band and this MV.  This band is basically Feeldog 50%, Baram 30%, RaeHwan 18%, Jude and Sunghak (being used by Feeldog) 2%.

Feeldog using Jude to help him wipe his shoe

Feeldog using Jude to help him wipe his shoe

Feeldog standing on Jude and Sunghak

Feeldog standing on Jude and Sunghak

 

So here’s RaeHwan, I believe he’s probably really hot but he doesn’t take off those sunglasses.  I want him to take them off!!!!!

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Random ass special effects in this MV.  They just had fun goofing off, it’s hilarious.

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Random, but I need that shoe.  The spikes are BAMF so they need to be on my feet.

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Baram and cornrows.  Actually anyone and cornrows does it for me.

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Sunghak is my second bias in this band, but he gets absolutely no screen time in this MV.  Wait, one close up shot of him, otherwise, he can drop it low pretty well.  That might help my bias for him.

Sunghak~~

Sunghak~~

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Feeldog is by far my bias in this band.  It might have something to do with the fact that he looks like B1A4’s Baro.

Exhibit A: Feeldog

Exhibit A: Feeldog

Exhibit B: Baro

Exhibit B: Baro

Feeldog belly shot!!! And in general Feeldog feels!!!!

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Sorry no dance gifs, just enjoy the MV.

Are the Big Star members Hot Boys?