B.A.P is back and they have No Mercy

B.A.P. is back with “No Mercy” and to say I’m excited would be an understatement.  This song is AWESOME and since it’s B.A.P, we’re back with the derps!

I wasn’t so sure about YoungJae’s hair at first, because I tend to like guys with longer hair, but the more I look at it, the more I love it.

My tongue needs to be on DaeHyun’s neck.  That’s a fact.

HimChan, the lip wipe?  Why are you doing this to me?  Hnnnnnng~~~

Yongguk and baseball bats are quickly becoming an OTP for me.  That man becomes infinitely hotter when holding one.

I love the cornrows on Yongguk!  They’re so hot!!!  Excuse me; I just slipped off my chair.

Happy fangirl dance!!!!

Last Yongguk blurb.  I could stare at his mouth for ages.  It’s perfect.

Now here comes my Zelo bias.  Why would I go to jail for that boy?  Because he’s so frickin’ cute looking all fabulous with his hands on his hips and those horns…. Just kill me so I can have my Zelo already.

I’m not sure if you guys know but I am a diehard Michael Jackson fan, so my lovely Zelo doing a dance tribute to MJ made me so excited.  I don’t care how illegal those hips are, I need them.

This was the first time B.A.P tried to do sexy with their dance, and indeed, those hips were naiiiiiice.  Here’s a close up of Yongguk and his hips.  Yummy.

I also love the popping that goes along with “boom clap” so hot.  I enjoy this MV entirely too much.

Did B.A.P. give you No Mercy?

B.A.P has some serious Power

B.A.P.!!!  “Power” is so awesome, all I can say is…. VdsbjzmkaJjmvocs kdvzsdbljkhdbsjdsn bebvlewaui eaqoofl hwuhm qroaled gaw lgfvdw elif.  Now that that is out of my system I can reintroduce you to the derpband!!!!  Let’s herp some derps!

Hopefully you all know that the B.A.P. members are aliens from another planet, well we can now see they crash-landed and are so pissed about it that they just have to dance.

Let’s talk about HimChan.  Everyone remembers his crazy eyes in “Warrior” right?  Well Crazy Eyes HimChan is back as everyone expected it; he did not fail to deliver.  (By the way, make Crazy Eyes HimChan something official; it can be his cowboy name or something).

I love the tattoos in this MV.  They’re hot.  Can you say Cheetos?  Also, that body wave thing he does is pretty smexy.

DaeHyun is looking pretty dirty and sexy here.  Along with his talent for singing, he’s shaping up to look mighty fine.

Next is YoungJae.  I loved the half shaved head, it suits him, and I also really like that slow lip wipe.  That made my ovaries do the happy dance.

One more thing about YoungJae, you may or may not know about his baby fat incident where fans talked about his baby fat, but what about his arms?  Who cares about baby fat, his arms are GORGEOUS!!! (Please excuse the derp, this is B.A.P. what were you expecting?)

Smack that ass!  I totally approve, and Bang is totally into it.  Smack it harder!!!

Lastly: ZELO!!!!!!  You all should know my Zelo bias and how willing I am to go to jail for that boy, so here’s an onslaught of Zelo pictures.  Enjoy, I know I do.

Going

To

Jail

Forever

I have three dance gifs, all for different parts of the song.  I’ll try to label them.  As for car dancers, during the chorus take both hands, ball them into fists, raise them up and down twice on beat then take your foot off the gas or brake pedal to symbolize jumping.  Rinse and repeat.  Please do this at your own risk, not car crashes please.  I do suggest it though, it’s fun for you AND your passengers.

The chorus dance I explained

During the “hate you” part

During the butt smack, teasing part

Did you get Power from B.A.P?

B.A.P. are Warriors!

OMG B.A.P is here!!!! They are amazing!  Warrior kicked ass!  I am so in love with B.A.P you guys have no idea, you can’t really tell by how long it took me to get this MV Review out, but I really do love them.  Expect a huge Zelo bias, sorry.

So cute!

SQUEE!

Okay, the absolute first thing that stuck out to me is how pretty yet unpretty these guys are.  They derp every chance they get in this MV.  Watch the music video and just pause it every once in a while, you’ll laugh at the derps.  I tried to avoid derps but here are a few I missed.

HimChan can derp too!

How can he look so cute when he's possessed!

Bang is amazing! Even when he derps with all his might.

Another thing that killed me was the blonde hair.  They’re all blonde.  Honestly, I got three out of six, sometimes four out of six.  I really can’t identify them all.  When I can identify him though, HimChan is beautiful!

He may be caged, but I'll still take him! He's so pretty!

I really like DaeHyun’s voice, plus he’s the only other guy besides Bang and Zelo who I can pick out every time.  He also does this viscious, ovary obliterating lip wipe.  I have a screen cap, but the actual thing is much better, so I recommend watching.

DaeHyun

So vicious! I like it.

The B.A.P bunny!

Here is some shameless Belo (Bang and Zelo couple, make it official guys!) shipping.  Plus, Zelo is cute here.

Bang and Zelo shipping! Love them!

My absolute favorite thing about this music video is Zelo’s fast rap and his gasp afterwards.  He derps so hard and it makes me laugh every time.  I love you Zelo!!!  So cute even when derping!

Gasping derp!

As for dancing, I really like their mummy status.  During the middle of the song, they all lay down on the ground like mummies in a sarcophagus.  As for the dance you can learn to do, I would go with the stomping dance. Please watch the gif and avoid doing this in the car, you may get a ticket or cause accidents.

King Tut it up guys!


I guess I have one more thing to add.  Zelo is known as the 15 year old genius, so I wonder how annoying and snarky he is to his band members. How many of them do you think wanted to shoot him in the end?  Because of my bias, I find his snarky-ness adorable!

He looks so willing to accept his fate


Well, is B.A.P a Warrior?