BtoB is here to WoW you

BtoB is back with “WOW” and to say that I’m obsessed with this song would be an understatement.  When this song came out, I had it playing on repeat for two days straight.  Let me just start with the butt gif, because it makes me smile.

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I have no idea why this girl doing “sexy” things makes the BtoB members disappear, but bitch better stop killing my men.  Somehow maknae SungJae (instead of the others) makes the girl disappear, I never question MV plots….

BtoB member (Hyunshik)

BtoB member (Hyunshik)

Plus woman doing sexy thing

Plus woman doing sexy thing

 

Equals poof, no more BtoB member

Equals poof, no more BtoB member

But not SungJae.  SungJae > girl

But not SungJae. SungJae > girl

Since I’m talking about SungJae let’s talk about how amazing his hair looks in this MV.  I apparently love foreheads, so that hairstyle is like a hairgasm to me.

Foreheads bishes!!!!

Foreheads bishes!!!!

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Last SungJae thing; he looks so much like SungJong.  I mean, I like me some SungJong, so that’s a good thing.

SungJae

SungJae

SungJong

SungJong

MinHyuk’s “grooving grooving” body wave is really hot.  I’m just going to sit here and watch this on repeat for a little while.

*drools*

*drools*

Hyunsik, must you?  You are too hot to handle.  Hat – ovaries curious, Smirk – ovaries engaged, Jawline – ovaries exploded, Lip touch – dead.

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I’m just going to enjoy all the gifs this MV can provide, like all the hip work these boys do.  Can I just say how happy I am that they are all legal, minus SungJae of course?

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IlHoon is a piece of art in the MV.  He’s simply gorgeous.  Bias wrecker this one is.

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IlHoon kissing his hand is an actual sin.  I felt myself ovulate when I saw that.

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I’ve shown random dance gifs, pick and choose what you will.  Happy dancing!

Did BtoB WOW you with their new song?

BtoB has some Irresistible Lips

BtoB is back with “Irresistible Lips” and I’ll start with the dance because there are some truly irresistible lips in this MV.  Here’s the gif, don’t ask me, just watch.  Again, ever since I found gifs I don’t bother with explanations anymore.  As a car dancer myself, I just wipe my lips when the chorus starts.

The very first thing I noticed about this MV was SeoWoo.  I love her!  She’s a fantastic actress, she’s beautiful and she’s in this MV!  A few things about SeoWoo in this MV: First, I think she’s at a wedding, but she’s in black, how somber.  Second, I wonder how she felt kissing a guy a several years younger than her.  Then again, it’s MinHyuk, I wouldn’t complain.

She’s amazing!!!!

Good thing I don’t have a territorial thing over MinHyuk otherwise SeoWoo might be dead

The longhaired guy in the background kept standing out to me, I don’t know why.  I was getting a creeper vibe from him, but the more I look, the more he just seems friendly.  I think it’s the two-toned long hair.  I just don’t like that.

Okay, onto the actual BtoB members.  EunKwang is a frickin’ cheater!!!  I was so pissed when I screen capped this.  EunKwang does this ovary exploding lip wipe and when I screen capped it, it turns out he was wiping just under his lip, not his actual lip.  My ovaries exploded for nothing!!!!

Frickin’ cheat!!!

Peniel!!!!  First is that cool armband thingy.  It’s hot and reminds me of bondage; then again, a lot of things remind me of bondage.  Also, Peniel, how can your jawline be so perfect?  Here goes my jawline kink again causing me pain in the ovaries.

He’s about to snap his fingers and blow up my ovaries

Success, with that square jawline, my ovaries have been obliterated

So, MinHyuk is sneaking his way up my bias list with that guyliner and his white outfits.  He looks good in the black and white.

He’s so pale, but it sets off the guyliner

SungJae, our resident Seo InGuk impersonator is hot, as usual.  Something new I noticed – how perfect his teeth are.  I’m not obsessed with teeth, but being SungJae biased I am required to rant on something SungJae related.

Why you strangle yourself?

Lastly, the ultimate bias wrecker: IlHoon.  I already liked the guy, but he turned hot suddenly.  I realize he doesn’t look that different here than he did during “Insane” but somehow I just noticed him.  Welcome, IlHoon, to the higher ranks of my bias list.

HOT HOT HOT

Did BtoB tempt you with their Irresistible Lips?

BtoB is Insane!

BtoB just debuted with this song “Insane” and they are awesome!  New band for us to learn together guys!  Let’s go!  The absolute first thing I noticed was those pianos.  They were so sad.  I wanted to cry.  Also, if you damage a piano THAT bad or set it on fire, it should not play like a regular piano does.  Just saying guys.

SungJae here looks like Seo In Guk, but he’s hot right?  I think so, but I happen to like my ice cream jailbait flavored, how about you guys?

SungJae

Seo InGuk

Let me sneak in some more names and pictures for you.  This is for my benefit as much as you guys.  I’m trying to learn their names, so here is some nicely guylinered IlHoon.

Peniel is hot!!!  But I can’t take his name seriously.  I need to hear it said aloud so I stop trying to call him penis.  In addition to Peniel just being hot, he does a nice lip wipe that hurts my ovaries and he has mastered eyesex.

MinHyuk looks pretty good crying and that’s actually NOT on my list of kinks.  Also, he sits in the middle of that group like a diva or a boss.  It all depends on his sexuality which one, and sadly that will be determined at a later date.

Like a Diva or a Boss

SungJae just got 7 years of bad luck for breaking that mirror, uh oh.

He doesn’t look happy about that fact…

Are you Insane for BtoB?