Be Ma Girl says Teen Top

Teen Top is back with “Be Ma Girl” and you’re going to have to give me a minute to fan girl. NfkwA,hjsdfhbhsjlsfmj< HKJQAKzhdgUJnfhsdkjfKhhfbeid,avenbdsz,flhnds,v.  Okay, I think I’m better now.  Let’s start with some yummy hips.  Thanks C.A.P.

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Ricky hopped on the blue hair train with B2ST’s JunHyung and Big Bang’s TOP.  It suits him, but I’m getting tired of it.

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Ricky

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JunHyung

top

T.O.P.

 

C.A.P. and L.Joe’s Bromance.  I love it.

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I love the glow in the dark theme.  It’s so cool and fun!  I just want to join them.

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How can L.Joe be so hot?  Not the lips!!! Don’t do this to me!

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ChunJi I love you; again with the losing testosterone with every wink; then the members become interested by some girls and ChunJi lacks enough testosterone to care about anything other than Niel.

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Speaking of Niel, look at his hair!!!  I had a hard time at first getting used to it but now I love it.  I guess that’s why we call it a bias.

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The heart collage was so clever, I wanna do that now.

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The kick dance.  I could never do it.  I’d end up making out with the floor.  Regardless, have fun and happy dancing.

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Are you willing to Be Teen Top’s Girl?

BtoB is here to WoW you

BtoB is back with “WOW” and to say that I’m obsessed with this song would be an understatement.  When this song came out, I had it playing on repeat for two days straight.  Let me just start with the butt gif, because it makes me smile.

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I have no idea why this girl doing “sexy” things makes the BtoB members disappear, but bitch better stop killing my men.  Somehow maknae SungJae (instead of the others) makes the girl disappear, I never question MV plots….

BtoB member (Hyunshik)

BtoB member (Hyunshik)

Plus woman doing sexy thing

Plus woman doing sexy thing

 

Equals poof, no more BtoB member

Equals poof, no more BtoB member

But not SungJae.  SungJae > girl

But not SungJae. SungJae > girl

Since I’m talking about SungJae let’s talk about how amazing his hair looks in this MV.  I apparently love foreheads, so that hairstyle is like a hairgasm to me.

Foreheads bishes!!!!

Foreheads bishes!!!!

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Last SungJae thing; he looks so much like SungJong.  I mean, I like me some SungJong, so that’s a good thing.

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SungJae

SungJong

SungJong

MinHyuk’s “grooving grooving” body wave is really hot.  I’m just going to sit here and watch this on repeat for a little while.

*drools*

*drools*

Hyunsik, must you?  You are too hot to handle.  Hat – ovaries curious, Smirk – ovaries engaged, Jawline – ovaries exploded, Lip touch – dead.

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I’m just going to enjoy all the gifs this MV can provide, like all the hip work these boys do.  Can I just say how happy I am that they are all legal, minus SungJae of course?

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IlHoon is a piece of art in the MV.  He’s simply gorgeous.  Bias wrecker this one is.

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IlHoon kissing his hand is an actual sin.  I felt myself ovulate when I saw that.

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I’ve shown random dance gifs, pick and choose what you will.  Happy dancing!

Did BtoB WOW you with their new song?

Unf of the Week

Ghun imitating Rain is too much for me.  That man knows how to move his hips, I would love to try out those skills first hand.

B.A.P is back and they have No Mercy

B.A.P. is back with “No Mercy” and to say I’m excited would be an understatement.  This song is AWESOME and since it’s B.A.P, we’re back with the derps!

I wasn’t so sure about YoungJae’s hair at first, because I tend to like guys with longer hair, but the more I look at it, the more I love it.

My tongue needs to be on DaeHyun’s neck.  That’s a fact.

HimChan, the lip wipe?  Why are you doing this to me?  Hnnnnnng~~~

Yongguk and baseball bats are quickly becoming an OTP for me.  That man becomes infinitely hotter when holding one.

I love the cornrows on Yongguk!  They’re so hot!!!  Excuse me; I just slipped off my chair.

Happy fangirl dance!!!!

Last Yongguk blurb.  I could stare at his mouth for ages.  It’s perfect.

Now here comes my Zelo bias.  Why would I go to jail for that boy?  Because he’s so frickin’ cute looking all fabulous with his hands on his hips and those horns…. Just kill me so I can have my Zelo already.

I’m not sure if you guys know but I am a diehard Michael Jackson fan, so my lovely Zelo doing a dance tribute to MJ made me so excited.  I don’t care how illegal those hips are, I need them.

This was the first time B.A.P tried to do sexy with their dance, and indeed, those hips were naiiiiiice.  Here’s a close up of Yongguk and his hips.  Yummy.

I also love the popping that goes along with “boom clap” so hot.  I enjoy this MV entirely too much.

Did B.A.P. give you No Mercy?

The new Hot Issue is 4Minute

4Minute is here and they’ve debuted with this awesome song, “Hot Issue.”  Let’s start with styling, who is punishing GaYoon?  What did she do to deserve that hairstyle?

I love the 4Minute ring, I would totally wear it if I got a hold of one.

SoHyun looks like Dara!  I was so surprised by that, but they’re both gorgeous so who cares!

SoHyun is so pretty~

JiYoon is easily my second bias, she looks straight up gansta in this MV, I’m sure I’ll be harping on her in the other reviews too.

Here is my ultimate bias: HyunA.  She’s beautiful and this was 4Minute’s first MV so they haven’t turned her sexy on yet, but she’s still amazing!!!

Last but not least is the dance.  Lots of hips and a cute hide behind your hands move makes this possible for car dancers, so long as you can move your hips while sitting.  Anyways, watch the gif and happy dancing!

Is 4Minute a Hot Issue?