NU’EST is Not Over You

NU’EST my “I-really-should-run-away-from-this-band-because-four-out-of-five-members-are-born-in-1995” band are back and I’m so excited!!!!  They’re back with “Not Over You” and I can go to hell again for being a pedo noona!  I mean, JR needs to be in my bed, right now.  Jail!!!

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JR can pull off cute and hot, that’s just not fair.

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Aron and a dog, new OTP right there because they’re just so cute.  Watch where your brains go you dirty minded pedo noonas!

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MinHyun~ So pretty, so tall, put away the platform tennis shoes and leave them to us short people.

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Took away my BaekRen and replaced it with JRen.  BTW, notice how Ren just goes with anyone: BaekRen, MinRen, JRen and ARen, whore or coincidence?

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How did I end up with this big ear bias? Damn you BaekHo for having big ears and calling forth that bias.  Yes, I love me some BaekHo.

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Okay, Ren spam time because he’s my bias, sorry.  Creeper mode: on.

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Look at this woman, I mean man, well boy; he’s just gorgeous.  Stunning really.  Think of what he’d look like if they actually dressed him up as a girl.

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How are they all so gorgeous?  How are they all so young?

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Are you over NU’EST’s Not Over You?

CClown is done being Solo

C-CLOWN debuted with “Solo” and I actually wasn’t that impressed.  I’ve gotten used to the song, but it’s still not my favorite thing.  I think a part of me refused to watch them or acknowledge them because of Maru.  We’re talking about a kid younger than my Zelo.  Maru is born in 1997 and I refuse to like him.

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After saying that, I have to acknowledge that Maru is my second bias in the band.  I harbor no sexual feelings for him (or so I keep telling myself that, I think for now that’s still true).  Though I do love masks and bandanas…. Stop it Maru!  I have students a year or two younger than you!!!

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Since Maru is so young, why are his band members molesting him like that?

Why!!!!!

Why!!!!!

I’m not very impressed with the looks of these guys.  Ray drives me insane.  I want him to show his face, come out from behind that hair.  This is the most you get.

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A face!!!

A face!!!

Then again, with a body like Ray’s you might not need a decent face.

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TK’s face isn’t that bad….. Just really wasn’t wowed by this band.

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I think KangJun looks a lot like ZE:A’s DongJun.

KangJun

KangJun

DongJun

DongJun

Now on to my actual bias: Rome.  This man is beautiful.  I mean, how can I deny that smirk?

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Do you think C-CLOWN can make it with Solo?

BtoB

Summary: Born to Beat, or BtoB, debuted on March 22, 2012 with seven members: EunKwang, MinHyuk, ChangSub, HyunSik, Peniel, IlHoon, and SungJae. Even though they’re only a rookie group, they’ve already had many comebacks and they first appeared on television in “Amazon (Idol Master Zone).” They were also supposed to have a “Lee MinWoo” in their group, but due to health problems, Cube announced he was not able to debut with them. MinWoo was later confirmed to debut in C-Clown.

I would like to start this band info session with an apology. I’ve been insanely busy with school, and also just got a new job that, by the time I get home, I don’t want to do anything but breathe. o(_ _)o So, I, Redeim, apologize for the delays. Velexa was smart and set up a queue, in order to make me look bad. Ha ha Regardless, I bring you this little gem of one of my favorite rookie groups of the 2012 year! (even though I can’t really name-to-face anyone but SungJae. OTL)

Ugh. What can’t I say about BtoB? I instantly fell in love with them because Insane was so freaking catchy. Not to mention SungJae, who reminded both Velexa and I of Seo InGuk, immediately caught our eyes and even though Velexa claimed him, he’s also my bias. With their second comeback, I fell in love with SungJae all over again, but this time, EunKwang also caught my eye. I love these guys, even when it makes me a pedo-noona to do so. *sigh* These guys have been going, going, going, and I fully support them and wish them luck in their future endeavors!

Member Profiles

EunKwang


Birth Name: Seo EunKwang
Birth Date: November 22, 1990
Family: Parents, Younger brother
Facts:

  • Leader of BtoB
  • His ideal type is a woman who only looks at him. Also, a girl with thick lips
  • His role model is Kim BumSoo
  • His celebrity friends include A Pink, 4Minute, and Boyfriend’s DongHyun
  • His favorite movie series is Harry Potter
  • His motto is “The higher you go, the lower you become”
  • His hobbies are soccer, billiards, and piano

MinHyuk


Birth Name: Lee MinHyuk
Birth Date: November 29, 1990
Family: Parents, older brother
Facts:

  • His role models are Lee SeungGi and T.O.P.
  • His favorite movies are The Dark Knight and Inception
  • His hobbies include watching movies, exercising, and rapping
  • His ideal girl is a lovely girl with lots of aegyo, and also with a cute smile.
  • His specialties include acrobatics, writing lyrics, and composing music

ChangSub


Birth Name: Lee ChangSub
Birth Date: February 26, 1991
Family: Parents, older brother
Facts:

  • He is left-handed
  • His role models are Michael Jackson and Bi Rain
  • His favorite movie is Inception
  • His motto is “It’s only tough for now”
  • His hobbies/skills are Drumming, Piano, and drinking coffee.
  • A frequent habit he has is biting his nails

HyunSik


Birth Name: Lim HyunSik
Birth Date: March 7, 1992
Family: Grandmother, Parents, Older brother
Facts:

  • His favorite type of music is R&B and soul
  • He and EXO-K’s D.O are close; they’re school mates.
  • His favorite type of food is sushi and chicken
  • His specialties include singing, playing guitar and piano, writing lyrics, composing, and speaking Chinese

Peniel

Velexa’s been bugging me for forever to work on the website, here’s an extra present for her. ♥

Birth Name: Shin Dong Geun
Birth Date: March 10, 1993
Family: Parents, Older sister
Facts:

  • Born and raised in Chicago, Illinois
  • Former JYP Trainee
  • He’s appeared in one of San E’s music videos
  • He can play bass and guitar
  • He likes all types of music
  • His celebrity friends include Miss A, EXID, 4Minute, and G.NA
  • His hobbies are shooting, playing Football, playing bass or guitar, and speaking English
  • He’s still really slow when he’s talking, according to SungJae.

IlHoon


Birth Name: Jung IlHoon
Birth Date: October 4, 1994
Family: Parents, Older sister
Facts:

  • Siblings with singer JOO
  • Likes any music with easy-to-listen to melodies
  • He is close to all seven members of A Pink
  • He likes meat
  • His specialties include writing lyrics, planning songs, and speaking Japanese

SungJae (Jailbait Alert!!)


Birth Name: Yook SungJae
Birth Date: May 2, 1995
Family: Parents, Older sister
Facts:

  • His celebrity friend is A Pink’s Kim NamJu
  • His hobbies include fishing, snowboarding, and speaking Japanese
  • He often worries about his pants because he has large thighs
  • He’s often called the “tallest” or “biggest” maknae
  • In group pictures, he always gets the side positions

Bounce with JJ Project

JYP came out with this new duo, JJ Project, and I’m so in love with them.  This song “Bounce” is overly catchy and these boys are hot, I’m so glad they’re legal (okay, well JR will be legal in a few months). The very first thing I have to talk about is the “Bounce” dance.  They just rock out with the head banging, it’s so fun but it doesn’t work in the car.  I get way too dizzy.

Another thing I love about the dance would have to be the bromance booty bump.  They do a fun little dance segment at the end and it’s so cute!  Bromance Booty Bump!!!

The last part of the dance I love is the “shake it up for me” dance where these boys shake what their momma’s gave them.  I love it!!!

Look at those hips!

Now onto the individual members.  I love JR’s fashion sense, he wears lots of cool things.  That necklace (which I would kill myself on) and those USA shoes.  I also like his personalitly… How he just drags people into a standing position.

JB is definitely my bias in this duo.  I love the random hair colors he has.  Whatever that little patch of color is, they all suit him!!

Can you paint….

…with all the colors…

…of the wind? (Or hair in this case)

I guess those pants just hug JB in a strange way because it looks like he’s got a huge bulge.  All I can say is, I’m happy he’s legal , otherwise I’d be off to jail again.

JB is so hot!!!  He looks ready to fuck someone up.  I’m getting chills again.

Did you Bounce to JJ Project’s debut song?

Boyfriend’s got their own kind of Love Style!

Boyfriend is back with “Love Style” and I can 100% say I do NOT love their sense of style in this MV.  Some of those suits cause a physical pain reaction in me, and not the ovary exploding kind.  I’m talking about the “run to the bathroom and try to keep your lunch down” kind.  Some of these suits just made me want to claw my eyes out.

What were they thinking?

That’s not a suit, it’s a tablecloth

Why would you do such a thing?

HyunSeong is turning pretty awesome, I like the blond hair on him and I always approve of lip wipes, even with teeth.  They’re almost more tasteful that way.

KwangMin makes me laugh a little here, during his rap he was kinda in a D.O. situation, he refused to blink.  His eyes were so wide I couldn’t help from cracking up?

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The original O.O

Also, for those of you who were looking for jailbait tummy, here it is.  Pretty, soft flesh of KwangMin tummy.  Wow, I’m starting to creep myself out, but no worries, I’m a YoungMin predator not KwangMin.

Onto my second bias in this band: JeongMin.  He’s hot, as usual, but again I must ask about the spikes.  What is up with spiked suits these days?  One last thing for JeongMin: the hat.  He looks positively sinful in hats.

I would be bumping into friends trying to poke them with those spikes

My YoungMin bias yay!!! I mean ewww, what did you do to his hair?  Total disapproval of his head but I love the face.

No!!! Not the hair!!! Why did you do that?

Extra: KwangMin looks totes adorbs with that boombox.

Here’s the dance gif.  Kick jumpy things, not good for car dancers but alas, I never listen to my own advice.  Happy dancing!

Did you like Boyfriend’s Love Style?