F(x) is back and out to Electric Shock you!

Electric, electric shock!!!!  OMG!  I love this song; it gets stuck in my head all the time.  F(x) is getting a lot of good songs lately, I approve 100% of “Electric Shock.”  The very first thing that stands out in this MV is the shock factor behind those blue contacts.  Amber and Luna are stunning in those contacts.

Krystal and that taser, haha.  I just laugh at all the “shocking” items they have for this song.

Sulli really surprised me at the beginning of this MV.  She usually looks like a cute little girl, but she looks like a beautiful woman here.  Then, she turns back into that cute little girl.  Sulli just needs to become my little sister.

I’m not a girl….

…Not yet a woman

I’ve never been a huge fan of Victoria, but I like the blonde hair.

Krystal is looking like her sister again.  Usually they don’t look alike, but they’re both beautiful.

I am starting to see Amber’s relation to the dinosaur family.

Dino number one

Baby dino in her pack

Luna’s thighs!  I’ve heard they were crazy thick and solid, but they are AMAZING!  I know EunHyuk teases her about lifting heavier weights with her legs than he can.  This is what that looks like.

Electric shock dance, possible for car dancers, just watch and learn.

Did F(x) Electric Shock you?

It’s SHINee, Sherlock

SHINee’s “Sherlock,” forgive me if I keyboard smash for a second here rnwe,jkfhnae<Sdkm>qadN<faNV DZ V.ASFV NXMA H          d fsjd..  Okay, all better now.  This song is AWESOME!  Getting the least important thing out of the way first, the girl in the MV is SNSD’s Jessica, if you didn’t know, now you do.

Next is my Key bias.  If you guys know me at all you should have known this was coming.  Alas, even with my raging metaphorical hard on for Key I cannot and will not accept those shorts over those tights.  Nope, sorry.  I love you Key, but I reject your reality and insert my own.

TaeMin’s hair kinda killed me this time around and not in the ovary exploding way.  It was hot in “Lucifer” but this time around it was just hanging there, limp… I didn’t like it, until he sexed it up.  I may have spoken too soon, you guys choose.

Floppy hair… such a disappointment

When he touches himself like that, it’s not so bad

TaeMin decided to be a kink whore in this MV and exploited two of my biggest perving points.  You guys may remember me talking about my love for instruments, violins in particular, well TaeMin whored that one out.  Also, bitches love fedoras and if not fedoras it’s top hats.  Friggin’ TaeMin.  Whore.  Thank you!  I love you!

Insert a Kinki Jinki joke here.  You know someone will eventually macro this into something like this…

Kinki Jinki is ready to search you for clues

All I see is the dance for Girl’s Generation “The Boys” can’t you just hear “Girl’s Generation make you feel the heat” to this dance move?

More Key bias!  Can he even see?  It doesn’t matter, he’s hot.  Plus that “freeze” did something hard to ovaries.  I love you Key.

Lips! My ovaries!!!!

My favorite part of the MV other than the dance would have to be the BlingKey/JongKey moment.  They’re singing at the same time but it honestly looks like Key is nagging his hubby and JongHyun doesn’t want to hear it.

Key: You left your dishes in the sink again, Jjong!       JongHyun: *facepalm*

The dances are awesome, though nothing I would really recommend doing in the car.  You can do Key’s “freeze” and you might be able to pretend to do his jumps in his rap at the end, but no epic walking during the chorus.  You’d damage your car.

Do this in the car

Not this

How’s SHINee do as Sherlock?

Dal Shabet is Bling Bling

Can I be completely honest; I hated Dal Shabet until “Hit U” so I really don’t like this song.  I’ll try to be nice but I can’t promise that this review will be very long.

First impression, why does it sound like Ghost Busters?  Seriously, go find your old Ghost Busters movie or your old Halloween CD and listen to the song, they sound alike!

Who you gonna call?

The lyrics are a little insane, like many lyrics are, but my best guess is they’re saying that they’re pretty and hot.

More look alikes.  In “Hit U” Serri looked like Wonder Girls’ SunYe, now she looks like SNSD’s Jessica.

Serri

They are wearing entirely TOO MUCH eye makeup.  They look like ghosts.  Maybe there is a reason this song sounds like Ghost Busters.

THOSE PANTS HURT!!!! Enough said.

Welcome to the crazy crown set.  I’m waiting for an “Off with his head!”

I found out something in this song.  I said I was annoyed with this song and that was because the same people kept singing the same parts, but then I realized that the guy bands do the same thing…. Mind blown… But guy bands have more yummy eye candy for me to stare at!!!

How Bling Bling is Dal Shabet?

You’re in Danger with F(x) and Pinocchio

“Pinocchio” or “Danger” was released in April 2011 and though I like the song I can honestly say WTF!  The lyrics made no sense; all I got was something about Pinocchio and someone being Columbus who discovered a continent.  If you guys can make sense of this song, please let me know.  Meaning aside, I still love this song.  Also, everyone knew Pinocchio was a giant Mickey head with smaller ears and a long nose, right?  Good, just making sure we were all on the same page.

See him up there?

Highlight one, Luna.  One, she’s hot but if I didn’t know better I’d say Dara from 2NE1 was in this music video.  They look like twins in this shot I took of Luna.  Crazy, huh?

Luna

Dara

Highlight two, still Luna, this time it’s that crazy spiked outfit.  It reminds me of either Bowser or a torture device you could find in one of the Saw movies.  Weird as it may be it was cool and I just have one question: did she poke herself on it?

Highlight three, Krystal.  I still think she’s pretty but this is the first time I think she actually looks like her sister, Jessica from SNSD.  Both girls are pretty, but they don’t look alike, so finally here we have the Jung sisters looking alike.

Krystal

Jessica

Highlight four, insert my Amber bias here.

The dance I call the “Overdone Wave.”  During the “dara dara dda dda dda” part the girls take their right hand and start above their head, waving.  It’s just pushing the hand further away from the body, then pulling it back in.  Starts above their head and then they do it three more times working their way down; the last one faces the ground.   Happy dancing!

So did F(x) put you in Danger of loving their new song?

A kiss from F(x) Chu~

I can honestly say that I don’t know much about F(x) but I do love their music, so this will be fun.  F(x)’s “Chu~” is about how these girls are pretty innocent when it comes to the world, but they want to be kissed.  Chu is the sound of a kiss.  The music video is adorable showing all these girls dreaming of being kissed.  Wouldn’t you guys like to kiss them?

So cute!

Okay, so I’ll admit I had a little bit of a harder time writing these reviews on a girl band and perving on them, but F(x) made it pretty easy.  If I can post pictures of JungMin simply because he’s hot then my first highlight can easily be Krystal!  She’s so pretty in this music video (she’s pretty no matter what).  I’m so jealous!

Highlight two, Sulli being cute.  I just want to pinch her cheeks.  She and Krystal are jailbait, so you can look but no touching.  Sulli just looks so confused with her counting.  Don’t you just want to teach her math?  No?  Me neither, I hate math.

I only asked what 1 + 1 was

Highlight three, Amber.  I would go lesbian for Amber, and then she gave me lip service.  Touching lips is always a good thing, thank you Amber.

Unf

As for the dance, the “Chu” dance is adorable.  Cross your hands over your chest and then put them out by your sides.  You have to do some cute little waddle hop thing and point your right hand forward, then repeat the same thing only the left hand.  It’s fun, and now that I have a gif maker, I’m much lazier in describing dance moves.  Car drivers, ignore the waddle hop and rock on with the hands.  Happy dancing!

Will you give F(x) a kiss?

Girl’s Generation

Summary: Seo Nyuh Shi Dae, also known as Girl’s Generation,or SNSD, debuted on August 5, 2007.  SNSD is made of nine members, from oldest to youngest are TaeYeon, Jessica, Sunny, Tiffany, HyoYeon, YuRi, SooYoung, YooNa, and SeoHyun.  By 2009 when they released the song “Gee,” they were rising in popularity, Gee becoming number 1 within two days.  They began to get into the Japanese music scene in late 2010. To see their full discography, go here. Jessica left the group in 2014.

We would listen to their songs, but we really didn’t start caring about SNSD until only recently.  We knew Tiffany was the one that would mess up on choreography and got in trouble often, and YooNa was the one that every.  Single.  One.  Of our male Korean friends liked.  Thanks to watching a bit of We Got Married, we also learned what SeoHyun was like, as well.  Probably around summer of 2011, we decided to finally learn their names. (Velexa has succeeded; I’m getting there… very, very slowly.)  Before, we didn’t care much about them simply because they were girls, and we weren’t attracted to girls.  We were only interested in the boy bands.  We decided it was time to get to know the girl groups as well, and we’ve really grown to like SNSD.

Member Profiles

TaeYeon

Birth Name: Kim TaeYeon
Birth Date: March 9, 1989
Birth Place: Jeolla, South Korea
Family: younger sister, older brother, parents
Facts:

  • TaeYeon’s parents believe their children should do what they want, so they are very supportive of her career
  • She never liked playing with dolls, she preferred playing with tops, robots, and cars
  • She once dreamed of being an announcer
  • TaeYeon claims to be taller than Sunny by 2cm
  • She’s a sleep talker
  • She once wanted to quit as SNSD’s leader
  • She’s a Bi (Rain) fangirl
  • She has a bad memory
  • She hates aegyo
  • She doesn’t like long-haired boys
  • She wants to visit Japan and the US
  • Her ideal man is Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z
  • She has five piercings
  • Dated EXO’s BaekHyun

Sunny

Birth Name: Lee SoonKyu
Birth Date: May 15, 1989
Birth Place: Los Angeles, Ca; moved to Kuwait as a baby, then to South Korea during the Gulf War
Family: two older sister, parents
Facts:

  • She speaks fluent Korean, as well as speaking English, Chinese, and Japanese.
  • Was originally going to be in a duet called Sugar that was managed by her older sister
  • She is the niece of Lee SooMan
  • Was suggested to SM Entertainment by singer Ayumi
  • Because most of her family was in the music industry, they knew it would be difficult for her and opposed her becoming a singer
  • WheeSung was Sunny’s singing teacher
  • She shares her birthday with her two sisters and her mother
  • She does the cute high voice in Super Junior Happy’s song “Cooking? Cooking!”
  • Has a crush on Daniel Henney
  • She is the “fake maknae” and considered the cutest member of SNSD
  • Her sleeping habit is she mumbles like a puppy

Tiffany

Birth Name: Hwang MiYoung (English Name: Stephanie)
Birth Date: August 1, 1989
Birth Place: San Francisco, Ca; later moved to Diamond Bar, Ca
Family: Older brother and sister, dad, mother died when she was 14
Facts:

  • The song “Dear Mom” from the album Gee was dedicated to her mother
  • Was in training for three years and seven months
  • Speaks English and Korean fluently and also speaks Japanese and Chinese
  • She loves visiting fan sites
  • Bought chicken for Onew while they were in LA for SMTown
  • HeeChul once said Tiffany would make a good radio DJ because she talks a lot
  • She once translated a fanfiction starring her and Edward Cullen so the other SNSD members could read it
  • Was born in the same hospital as Jessica
  • Dated 2PM’s Nichkhun

HyoYeon

Birth Name: Kim HyoYeon
Birth Date: September 22, 1989
Birth Place: Incheon, South Korea
Family: younger brother, parents
Facts:

  • Some Koreans think she doesn’t look Korean
  • She once considered Yuri a threat to her “dancing queen” title
  • She and TaeYeon battle it out for SNSD’s best cook
  • Can’t be funny on the spot, gets stage fright
  • Loves fast food
  • Finds doing laundry comforting
  • Wants to get married early and have a family
  • Athletic, one of the three best runners in SNSD
  • Studied in China with SiWon for a year
  • She has fourteen ear piercings and a tongue piercing
  • She’s trained with Poppin’ HyunJoon, Black Beat’s Shim JaeWon, CSJH’s Stephanie, and Lee MinWoo
  • Good friends with JYP entertainers including Miss A’s Min, KARA’s Nicole and GyuRi, and 2PM’s Junsu
  • Entered SM Entertainment when she was only in fifth grade
  • Ambidextrious

Yuri

Birth Name: Kwon YuRi
Birth Date: December 5, 1989
Birth Place: Kyeonggi, South Korea
Family: older brother, parents
Facts:

  • When she focuses on something, she doesn’t pay attention to anything else
  • Acts feminine when a handsome guy is near
  • Can’t play badminton well
  • Can’t do math well
  • Takes care of her health
  • In 10th grade, she had a boyfriend
  • Loves Mickey Mouse
  • Can play violin
  • She likes to imitate other members
  • She shares her birthday with Walt Disney
  • She’s afraid of elephants
  • She’ll fall asleep ten minutes after a movie starts, then wake up again ten minutes before the movie ends because the other members are clapping or talking.

SooYoung

Birth Name: Choi SooYoung
Birth Date: February 10, 1990
Birth Place: Seoul, South Korea
Family: older sister, parents
Facts:

  • Even though she’s one of the youngest members, she also the tallest
  • Doesn’t call her onnis “onni”
  • Got the English name “Summer” from Jessica
  • Eats an average of six-seven times in a day. She can eat three scoops of ice cream in five minutes
  • TaeYeon revealed SooYoung sleep talks
  • Likes tall men with broad shoulders, good shoulders, and V-shaped backs
  • A fangirl for VOS
  • Can spot fancams quickly
  • Was taught by a TRAX member to play drums while Super Junior’s SungMin taught her guitar
  • Her first debut was in Japan under the duo Route 0
  • Has been dating actor Jung KyungHo since 2013

YooNa

Birth Name: Im YooNa
Birth Date: May 30, 1990
Birth Place: Seoul, South Korea
Family: older sister, parents
Facts:

  • Considered the “face” of SNSD
  • Would like to have a son and daughter
  • Loves roller coasters
  • Had a big crush on DBSK’s YooChun during her trainee days
  • Is the strongest of SNSD
  • Her ideal man is also Daniel Henney
  • She often gets less than ten hours of sleep per week
  • She has no ear piercings
  • Doesn’t like guys whose faces are too masculine
  • Doesn’t know how to swim
  • She wants to be married by the time she’s 27 or 28.
  • Her first overseas trip was to Australia when she was about three or four
  • Has been dating Lee SeungGi since 2013

SeoHyun

Birth Name: Seo JooHyun
Birth Date: June 28, 1991
Birth Place: Seoul, South Korea
Family: parents
Facts:

  • Loves eating Koguma (sweet potatoes)
  • Is childhood friends with YooNa
  • Hates hamburgers
  • Once began crying because her manager promised he would quit smoking if they won a MMA, but then smoked in front of her
  • Can imitate alarm clocks
  • Her ideal man is Johnny Depp
  • Fluent in Korean, Chinese, and English
  • Learned guitar from YongHwa
  • Enjoys reading
  • Always strict with money, she once had a policy that if you were late, you would have to pay 1,000 won (about $1). Jessica ended up paying the most
  • Yuri used to bother SeoHyun with questions because SeoHyun wouldn’t talk to her. When asked why, SeoHyun said it was because Yuri scared her.
  • Wants to get married at age 30
  • Failed her driver’s license exam twice

Former Members

Jessica

Birth Name: Jung SooYeon (English Name: Jessica)
Birth Date: April 18, 1989
Birth Place: San Francisco, Ca
Family: younger sister (F(x)’s Krystal), parents
Facts:

  • Hates any fruit related to a melon
  • Would choose sleeping over eating
  • When she’s scared, she makes dolphin sounds and kicks at anything in sight
  • SHINee’s Key is scared of Jessica
  • Her eye twitches when she laughs too hard
  • Because of rumors of her dating members of DBSK and Super Junior, she was once one of the most hated trainees
  • Jessica was once reported missing. It turns out she was in the bathroom sleeping
  • Can do soccer and a little boxing
  • Used to have a bad relationship with Krystal, but now they get along great. Jessica really cares about Yuri because she looks like Krystal.
  • Has taken pictures of the members changing
  • Sica Effect-when the atmosphere turns cold at her presence
  • She once made Yuri so afraid of her Yuri used honorifics on her for a year even though they were the same age.