Be Ma Girl says Teen Top

Teen Top is back with “Be Ma Girl” and you’re going to have to give me a minute to fan girl. NfkwA,hjsdfhbhsjlsfmj< HKJQAKzhdgUJnfhsdkjfKhhfbeid,avenbdsz,flhnds,v.  Okay, I think I’m better now.  Let’s start with some yummy hips.  Thanks C.A.P.


Ricky hopped on the blue hair train with B2ST’s JunHyung and Big Bang’s TOP.  It suits him, but I’m getting tired of it.








C.A.P. and L.Joe’s Bromance.  I love it.


I love the glow in the dark theme.  It’s so cool and fun!  I just want to join them.

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How can L.Joe be so hot?  Not the lips!!! Don’t do this to me!

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ChunJi I love you; again with the losing testosterone with every wink; then the members become interested by some girls and ChunJi lacks enough testosterone to care about anything other than Niel.


Speaking of Niel, look at his hair!!!  I had a hard time at first getting used to it but now I love it.  I guess that’s why we call it a bias.

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The heart collage was so clever, I wanna do that now.


The kick dance.  I could never do it.  I’d end up making out with the floor.  Regardless, have fun and happy dancing.


Are you willing to Be Teen Top’s Girl?

Teen Top dedicates this song To You

Teen Top is back with this frickin’ catchy song “To You,” and I’m in love again.  How can this song be so catchy? I just end up humming it… It’s beginning to work on my nerves, but then I remember the sexy, wet jailbait of Niel and I get over it.

Okay, let’s get my extreme Niel bias out of the way; I apparently have a thing for guys in headbands (let’s add that to my list of kinks) and Niel looks great in one.  Also, adorably fluffy hair, this is when I want to keep Niel as a pet, and not the sexual kind either.

That headband kills me

Fluffy hair!!!! He’s so cute!!!

Last Niel I promise, that body roll.  I will enjoy my cell in prison if I get a piece of that before I go.

Unf unf unf

Next, ChangJo is getting pretty hot, still jailbait, but soon to be jailbait I’d go to jail for.  Also, what’s up with spiky clothes, they’re in a lot of MVs lately.

Blond C.A.P. just hurts.  It doesn’t look bad; it just shocked me and will take a while to get used to.

Jailbait lip wipe alert.  Ricky does a damn fine job.  No exploding ovaries on my part, but I did get that warm, fuzzy feeling.  Bravo.

Warm fuzzies~

Other than Niel, there are two more things that I absolutely LOVE about this MV, first, L.Joe.  That man is turning into a pile of sweaty, sexy, steaming sex. The beat up look with the abuse of guyliner turns into an abuse of my ovaries.


Second would be the JoeJi (L.Joe and ChunJi).  They were all up in each other’s faces, supposedly fighting over a girl, but who cares, all I could think was “JUST KISS!!!!”

Last, as usual is the dance.   During the “ooo” part there’s some fancy footwork, I’ll put the gif here, but there is NO way I could do that, let alone teach you.

What I suggest for the car dancers is the “shoulder dance.”  During the chorus you pull down you jacket or just pretend if you don’t have one and violently shake your shoulders.  It looks better in the gif than I can explain it.  Happy dancing!

Did Teen Top get through To You?

Top 10: Sex Eyes

Everyone please welcome in our very first top 10!

Our first one will be sex eyes! You can expect Top 10 lists about once a week (give or take a year).  Please keep in mind all of these are only mine and Velexa’s opinions, if you have other opinions, please feel free to comment or even send us a picture of someone you think does better than these guys.  On that note, all of these top 10s are going to be men only, though maybe one day (or with enough requests), you will get our top ten girls.  Please note we’re trying to keep our bias at bay, but there are some bands we simply don’t care about anymore, but we still try to include them in our top 10s through memories.

10: Super Junior’s SiWon

SiWon got number ten because even though he’s got quite “the look,” we couldn’t find a lot of really awesome pictures. When it came to the others, SiWon had the least amount of “come to my bed,” but when we thought over pictures of him in our brains, we remembered he had quite an alluring look.

9: Teen Top’s L.Joe

Now normally we’re all over how sexy this boy is.  However, whether it be we couldn’t find the right picture or because our bias for him isn’t as big as we originally thought, he got number 9.  I really think it’s the first reason.  He’s still a pile of sexy on a mountain of jailbait.  He IS legal, but 1993 isn’t much of a comfort to us.

8: Chaos’ DongMin

Now I’m not too familiar with Chaos yet, but this boy makes me want to know them better.  According to Velexa, he does this often.  And if he already looks this good without guyliner, just imagine how much you’d want to jump him with it on?  He’s got the beckoning look and everything.

7: SungJong

SungJong was originally going to just be a honorable mention, because we normally only see his diva or cute side, but do to my awesome counting skills, he was blessed with a spot in this top 10 instead. Besides, we can’t deny he did quite a good job showing another side of him. (Velexa: I got the gif from another website and they explain it as follows: Annnnnnnnnnnnd pregnant)

6: 2PM’s Nichkhun

I know there’s a really, really nice arm in the way, but try to pay attention to just his look in this picture.  Besides the fact that Nichkhun is one of my ultimate biases in the Korean music industry in general, his look just seems to scream “Go to my bed, now. No questions.” And you know what? I won’t question!

5: F.Cuz’s Kan

Kan is another one who’s high on my personal bias list. And seriously, how can you not want to jump him with that look? It almost seems like he’s telling you to do whatever you want to him. I can take a vulnerable guy too.

4: MBLAQ’s Joon

It’s probably no surprise to find out Joon made it on a lot of our top ten lists.  We both have a really crazy bias for him.  And he’s kind of already sex on a stick (think Jeff Dunham if you can), so one cannot argue he can do a really, really nice “come to my bed” look. Oh, and not to mention, he’s lipping, wet, has on guyiner, and you can see his freckle. Basically, this picture is a summary of what to expect in future top tens.

3: SS501’s JungMin

Nothing says sex eyes like already being naked and waiting for you.  Okay, so he’s probably not naked.  But a girl can imagine, right?

2: SHINee’s Key

So our Key bias shows up quite easily.  But how can you deny this as number two when he’s not only got the sex eyes, he’s also got the sex hair, the arm up in waiting, and not to mention his neck looks like it needs to be kissed. (Velexa: You forgot his collar bone!  I could lick that!  But yes, unf unf sexy Key eyes)

1: Infinite’s L/MyungSoo

In the words of Velexa: puts a whole new meaning to exploding ovaries in 3… 2… 1…

Unf of the Day

I don’t know what I want on me first, those lips or those fingers; not to mention the “I’m gonna fuck you all night long” look.  Ovaries exploded, thanks L.Joe.

Teen Top is Crazy!

TEEN TOP YAY!!! I love this band though half of them are on the jailbait list, they are yummy.  The music video plot is L.Joe confessing to his girlfriend, she turns him down, then he spends most of the music video chasing her.  Turns out she was just embarrassed to agree in front of his friends.

Together at last!

A general thing that I liked about this song is the mixing of rap into the song.  Usually Teen Top has a set part in the middle of the song for a rap, here they mixed it all in.  So I like that part.  As for things I can screen cap, have some CAP smirking.

Creeper smirk, I love you CAP

First thing I noticed was my lack of Niel.  I’m Niel biased and they took him almost completely out of the song (well compared to all the other Teen Top songs).  He only sings the chorus and doesn’t get a lot of screen time, but here are some nice lip wipes.  Thanks for still providing for your pervy noona Niel!

My ovaries are orgasming, I didn't know they could do that


ChangJo started the song and he usually doesn’t get much screen time, so congrats ChangJo!

L.Joe is one pile of sex and unf in the song.  He looks amazing with that fluffy hair and I’m happy he IS legal.  Also, he smirks and my ovaries exploded all over the walls.  Sorry, I’ll clean that up later.

My hands need to be tangled in that hair

Damn you L.Joe, my ovaries are gone!

ChunJi and his inability to retain testosterone due to his excessive winking condition.  He looks cute and kinda like a pirate here.


My favorite part of this song is by far the “stop breaking my heart” dance.  Though I should call it the stop breaking my “heart” dance.  Boys, I believe that’s your penis, I could be wrong, but I don’t think so.  Enjoy the yummy gif of jailbait and their sincere “hearts.”

So are you Crazy for Teen Top yet?

Teen Top

Teen Top debuted July 9, 2010 with their cong Clap.  The band consists of six members, CAP, ChunJi, L.Joe, Niel, Ricky and ChangJo.  All the members use a stage name.  Niel and ChunJi are the main singers and as they’ve released more songs, the other members have finally been allowed to sign and showcase their talents a little more each time.  CAP and L.Joe are the rappers, though CAP raps more.  For their discography click here and go look under MV Reviews for more of my fan girly rants.

When this band came out, only one of them was legal, now they’re slowing shifting up the rungs out of jailbait, but not yet.  I fell in love with Niel because of his voice and his lips, then CAP and his wannabe intensity.  It wasn’t until their second and third music video that I started noticing ChunJi and he’s come up to rival Niel sometimes with those winks and lip touches.  I’m a hardcore Tee Top fan; so expect music video review on them whenever they release anything new.

Member Profiles

CAP ()

Real Name: Bang Min Soo (방민수)
Birth Date: November 4, 1992
Position: Leader, Charisma Rapper
Height: 178 cm
Weight: 61kg
Hobbies: Design, drawing and exercise
Specialty: Writing lyrics and rapping
Education: Seongname Information Industry High School

  • Interested in design, likes doing graffiti
  • Has three tattoos
  • Doesn’t like leading a band of people younger than him, he thinks he’s too young already

ChunJi (천지)


Real Name: Lee Chan Hee (이찬희)
Birth Date: October 5, 1993
Position: Power Voice
Height: 173 cm
Weight: 53kg
Hobbies: Puzzles, reading
Specialty: Imitations
Education: Seongji Middle School

  • Likes doing puzzles (1000 piece ones)
  • Would choose a sexy over a cute noona
  • Wants to play Zac Efron’s role in “High School Musical”
  • Ideal girl is SNSD Yuri

L.Joe (엘조)

Real Name: Lee Byung Hun (이병헌)
Birth Date: November 23, 1993
Position: Bad Boy Rapper
Height: 171 cm
Weight: 50kg
Hobbies: Acting
Specialty: Piano, violin, music composition, English
Education: Korea Arts High School

  • Would choose a sexy over cute noona
  • His role model is Big Bang’s GDragon
  • His mother lives in the United States
  • Stayed up until 3AM to compose a birthday song for Niel
  • L. Joe stands for Lee (his last name) and Joe (his English name)
  • Ideal woman is HyunA, who is his senior at school
  • Lived in California for 5 years

Niel (니엘)

Real Name: Ahn Daniel (안 다니엘)
Birth Date: August 16, 1994
Position: Emotional Vocal
Height: 177 cm
Weight: 54kg
Hobbies: Music appreciation
Specialty: Football
Education: Heungjin High School

  • Relieves stress by tormenting Ricky
  • Loves to watch and play soccer
  • Looked up to Se7en as a child
  • Roommates with Ricky since they are the loudest members

Ricky (리키)

Real Name: Yoo Chang Hyun (유창현)
Birth Date: February 27, 1995
Position: Lovely Vocal
Height: 172cm
Weight: 55kg
Hobbies: Movies Appreciation, piano
Specialty: Acting
Education: Namgang Middle School

  • Likes sci-fi and action movies
  • Likes playing board games like Monopoly
  • Shares a room with Niel because they’re the loudest members

ChangJo (창조)

Real Name: Choi Jong Hyun (최종현)
Birth Date: November 16, 1995
Position: Dancing Boy
Height: 177 cm
Weight: 58kg
Hobbies: Choreography composition, music appreciation
Specialty: Self-defense
Education: ChunCheon Middle School

  • The first time he saw Niel he thought he looked like a Simpson
  • Looks up to Big Bang’s Taeyang as a dancer
  • His childhood dream was to become a bodyguard
  • ChangJo means “to create” because he wants to create a new world through his dancing

Teen Top Discography

Single Albums

Come Into the World

Release Date: July 9, 2010
Track List:

  1. Come Into the World
  2. 박수 (Clap)
  3. 춤춰! (Let’s Dance)
  4. 박수 (Clap) (Instrumental)
  5. 춤춰! (Let’s Dance) (Instrumental)


Release Date: January 12, 2011
Track List:

  1. Transform
  2. Supa Luv
  3. Angel
  4. Supa Luv (Instrumental)
  5. Angel (Instrumental)

Extended Plays


Release Date: July 26, 2011
Track List:

  1. 향수 뿌리지마 (No More Perfume on You)
  2. Beautiful Girl
  3. First Kiss
  4. 손등이 스친다 (The Back of my Hand Brushes Against)
  5. Tell Me Why
  6. 향수 뿌리지마 (No More Perfume on You)  (Instrumental)