Be Ma Girl says Teen Top

Teen Top is back with “Be Ma Girl” and you’re going to have to give me a minute to fan girl. NfkwA,hjsdfhbhsjlsfmj< HKJQAKzhdgUJnfhsdkjfKhhfbeid,avenbdsz,flhnds,v.  Okay, I think I’m better now.  Let’s start with some yummy hips.  Thanks C.A.P.

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Ricky hopped on the blue hair train with B2ST’s JunHyung and Big Bang’s TOP.  It suits him, but I’m getting tired of it.

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T.O.P.

 

C.A.P. and L.Joe’s Bromance.  I love it.

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I love the glow in the dark theme.  It’s so cool and fun!  I just want to join them.

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How can L.Joe be so hot?  Not the lips!!! Don’t do this to me!

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ChunJi I love you; again with the losing testosterone with every wink; then the members become interested by some girls and ChunJi lacks enough testosterone to care about anything other than Niel.

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Speaking of Niel, look at his hair!!!  I had a hard time at first getting used to it but now I love it.  I guess that’s why we call it a bias.

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The heart collage was so clever, I wanna do that now.

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The kick dance.  I could never do it.  I’d end up making out with the floor.  Regardless, have fun and happy dancing.

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Are you willing to Be Teen Top’s Girl?

Unf of the Week

Ovaries gone!  There was tongue action, a lip wipe and teeth because of his pent up sexual frustration, I don’t even know what to do with all my feels.

B.A.P is back and they have No Mercy

B.A.P. is back with “No Mercy” and to say I’m excited would be an understatement.  This song is AWESOME and since it’s B.A.P, we’re back with the derps!

I wasn’t so sure about YoungJae’s hair at first, because I tend to like guys with longer hair, but the more I look at it, the more I love it.

My tongue needs to be on DaeHyun’s neck.  That’s a fact.

HimChan, the lip wipe?  Why are you doing this to me?  Hnnnnnng~~~

Yongguk and baseball bats are quickly becoming an OTP for me.  That man becomes infinitely hotter when holding one.

I love the cornrows on Yongguk!  They’re so hot!!!  Excuse me; I just slipped off my chair.

Happy fangirl dance!!!!

Last Yongguk blurb.  I could stare at his mouth for ages.  It’s perfect.

Now here comes my Zelo bias.  Why would I go to jail for that boy?  Because he’s so frickin’ cute looking all fabulous with his hands on his hips and those horns…. Just kill me so I can have my Zelo already.

I’m not sure if you guys know but I am a diehard Michael Jackson fan, so my lovely Zelo doing a dance tribute to MJ made me so excited.  I don’t care how illegal those hips are, I need them.

This was the first time B.A.P tried to do sexy with their dance, and indeed, those hips were naiiiiiice.  Here’s a close up of Yongguk and his hips.  Yummy.

I also love the popping that goes along with “boom clap” so hot.  I enjoy this MV entirely too much.

Did B.A.P. give you No Mercy?

NU’EST Has Called You to Action

NU’EST is back with “Action” and OMG!!! Nk,wajbfn cwarvhQ. Ebazms,s nqzbc aends ,.azdwf nk w iowedhwqkhdfsa,jma hrdfhwr LHWRBAW NvawkME HAW UAWEG QAJ fs,djhbrajw.  Wow, that felt good.  Alas, it still doesn’t explain how many feels I have for this song and band.

There is so much going on in the MV, I’m basically going to pic spam you.  First, all of these guys are gorgeous.  I am in love and going to jail for it, but I DON’T CARE!!!!  Enjoy some moving jailbait!

So I originally wasn’t a fan of Aron but with enough guyliner and the right attitude (aka a lip wipe) I am happy to say I like the legal one.  That might lessen my 4 consecutive life sentences…. Maybe…

BaekHo.  Do I really have to say more?  He’s hot, he’s got a wonderful voice and he looks pretty hot with that backhanded lip wipe.

JR’s eyes are mesmerizing in this MV.  Once again, he’s got tons of guyliner and he’s charismatic, but his eyes just steal my soul.

Okay, Ren.  I really can’t contain my feels anymore.  His hair is down, his arms are ripped, he’s got enough guyliner on to deplete a country of their natural resources and he’s chained.  Well fuck me.

If any of you are still alive and reading at this point, there’s quite a bit of jailbait tummy flashing, especially from JR and BaekHo.  Enjoy.  I would die more but I’ve figured out once dead, one cannot die again.

The only dance I saw was the clapping here.  I have too many feels to explain it and I had too many to look for a dance.  BRB, dying from Ren overdose still.

Did NU’EST’s Action do it for you?

Unf of the Week

Backhanded lips wipe, that’s dirty.  The wristband is kinda S&M style, what are you up for?

Unf of the Week

Yes, Eli, I would love to sit on your lap and taste those lips your taunting me with.

Hands Up for 2PM!!!

2PM is back with “Hands Up” and this song will get stuck into your head.  Kills me every time.  The song is a get hyped song and it’s just an all around fun song.  Let me start with guyliner, because Junsu wears it well.

I love the introductions.  Nichkhun it looking great after playing golf.  Korean men are hot when they’re all done up in makeup, but they’re also hot when they’re all natural.  Nichkhun and JunHo are looking fantastic.

That horse mask is just hilarious.  I don’t even know who’s wearing it, but it’s just funny.

I think I’m beginning to understand why people call Chansung, Chansunf.  Because you see him and then you just have to say “unf.”

This MV is like an appreciation of Nichkhun and Taecyeon’s arms, and I will oblige by appreciating.  Taecyeon’s arms make me go weak in the knees, and I’m sitting, that shouldn’t even matter.

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Last would have to be Taecyeon’s lip wipe.  That man is undoubtedly my 2PM bias.  Thank you for the lip wipe, my ovaries are grateful.

As for the dance, the chorus is the easiest.  Just take your hand, open your palm and pretend like you’re bouncing a basketball; over exaggerate the movements.  The gif is here.

The dance I love in the MV is WooYoung leading the sexy wave thing.  It’s hot, and WooYoung definitely knows how to move his body.  Happy dancing!

Did 2PM make you put your Hands Up?