MYNAME says Hello & Goodbye all at once

MYNAME is back!!!!  I am so excited!!!!!  I was in love with them when they came out with “Message,” now they’re back with “Hello & Goodbye” and I get to fall in love all over again!!!  I’ll start with the plot of the MV.  Gunwoo has this mob guy as a friend and meets his girlfriend, falls in love with her and the mob guy gets all pissed and homicidal.

He does not look happy

Plot aside, shot in the boob sucks, and shot in the back is just not nice.

CHAEJIN BIAS!!!  Jinnie~~~ I love this piece of jailbait, but this one I’d just keep for a little brother and stop people like me from trying to rape him.  I love the two-tone hair on ChaeJin, it’s hot.

How can he be so hot?

SeYong is my second bias, and he pulled off brunette well.  I’m used to him as a redhead, but I like this new look, more boy next door than Kpop star.

I am not a fan of Gunwoo in general, and I hate his hair like this, limp and greasy.  What I can’t stand more would have to be the green eyebrows.  I’m sorry; I think you need to be T.O.P. to pulled off oddly colored eyebrows.

Seriously? WTF is with the green?

The unequivocal winner of colored eyebrows

JunQ pulled out a surprise attack here.  That hair, that guyliner, he even has a little glitter under his eyes.  I applaud him he looks wonderful.  Ovaries obliterated, thank you.

No dance that I really caught onto, sorry guys.  There was a dance solo though, here look at that.

Have you said Hello & Goodbye to MYNAME?

Top 10: Lips

Another week brings in our second top ten! This time around, it’s the top ten lips!

On a side note, next week is Spring Break for Velexa and I, so we can’t absolutely guarantee we’ll get up the unf of the week or the top ten out exactly on time.

Now then, onto the list!

10: Bi Rain

Bi’s lips are nice and luscious, but some other people have even thicker, juicier lips.  This list was a bit difficult for Velexa since one of her biggest weaknesses is lips. Me personally, I felt there was so much more to this picture than just Bi’s lips.

9: 8eight’s Lee Hyun

Now Hyun was pretty tricky. For a while he was battling against the top contenders because there’s no denying he has really, really nice lips.  The biggest thing that got him his spot is how flat his lips are compared to the other contestants.  (Velexa: Sorry, my perving is for those soft, luscious lips.  Yours are flat and very long across your face, but I still cannot deny that you have nice lips)

8: SHINee’s Key

So our Key bias showed up again.  The main reason he’s number eight is because he kind of… cheated.  His lips normally probably wouldn’t even land him a spot in the list, but because we like him and anything he does, he got in by puckering his sexy lips. (Velexa: Sorry, Key bias took over.  Plus it’s a great picture of him.)

7: CNBLUE’s YongHwa

We haven’t given a lot of love to CNBLUE on this site yet, but I assure you, eventually we will. Because we love us some YongHwa. Especially some YongHwa lips. Deny wanting to kiss them, I dare you. (Velexa: Not the lip touch YongHwa!  My ovaries can’t take that!!!! *gunshot to ovaries, bleeds out* My bad… I’ll clean that up)

6: Se7en

We’ve loved Se7en for a long time. Our loyalty to him was renewed in 2007 when he got to go to a fan signing in Daly City and got shake his hand (His lotion smells good) (Velexa: and his hands are hella soft!). We’ve also loved his lips for a long… long time.  Damn is HanByul a lucky girl.

5: MYNAME’s InSoo

I’m not too familiar with InSoo yet, but he’s got some nice lips. They’re juicy and luscious, and I just want to kiss him~ (The mask is a plus. Something about masks are just really… sexy.) (Velexa: InSoo!!!!  Now just imagine those lips lightly dragging along your neck… Sorry, this is a Top Ten list, not an Unf of the Week, my bad. I’ll keep my fantasies to myself)

4: MBLAQ’s SeungHo

SeungHo… huu… what can I say? He’s got some really nice lips. Don’t you just want to kiss him? Especially his bottom lip; you wouldn’t even be able to tell it was swollen after you played with it. (Velexa: Little do you all know, but his lower lip is swollen from perpetual sucking.  Maybe Joon?  DuJoon?  Hey, if they get tired, I will totally fill in for them!)

3: Ajoo

Ajoo is someone else who hasn’t really gotten any love on this site. And because of an operator error on his part that pretty much made him have to curl up and die from the entertainment industry, the only love he’ll really get on this is probably from Top Tens or the occasional UOW. Regardless, we miss this man. He not only had a nice body, he had some of the most delicious, soft looking lips. (Velexa: Come back Ajoo!  KPop needs your luscious lips, your unf-worthy body and your awesome voice!  This time, just don’t talk about how rich you are, maybe people will like you better)

2: B2ST’s KiKwang

KiKwang’s lips… Well, we’ve loved KiKwang since he went by AJ, and this picture kind of leaves me speechless. I just want to kiss him. (Velexa: Apparently all Redeim can think of with lips is how much she wants to kiss them.  Isn’t she so cute that her fantasies only go that far?  One of the first things I noticed about AJ/KiKwang were his lips, so he rightfully belongs on this list at number two)

1: Teen Top’s Niel

And our winner this week is Niel! *dead* Okay, he might be cheating a little bit by having lip gloss on, but you can notice this boy’s lips from a mile away, no joke. By the way, as a warning, our winner today is jailbait. (Velexa: Niel bias? Yes. Jailbait? Yes.  Worth it?  HOLY MOTHER F*CKING KIMCHI YES!!!!  His lips are gorgeous! For those of you who are CAP and Niel shippers,  here’s a wonderful picture for you.  It’s not them, but it looks like Niel, because of the lips.  I swear it’s a gif and not a picture, because it moves in  both mine and Redeim’s minds.)

Unf of the Day

In the end, all he needs to do is keep that hat on as he fucks you and regardless the position, you need to be able to see him in the glory of that Fedora.

Jailbait Heaven!

Welcome to the land of Jailbait where you can count down the days until that cute/hot little piece of illegal unf turns 18!  Until then you can use this section to stare at pictures of these illegal idols and use your imagination to your heart’s content.  We welcome Pedonoonas, Pedohyungs, Pedo-onnis and Pedo-oppas alike.  Welcome to Jailbait Heaven!

 

The 2013 graduates to sexy legal-land are:

 

July 31: Boyfriend Minwoo

 

 

 

November 16: Teen Top ChangJo

 

 

 

December 26: MYNAME ChaeJin

 

 

The 2014 Graduate to Sexy Legal-land is:

 

October 15: B.A.P.’s Zelo

 

 

MYNAME

This is HwanHee’s band, he handpicked them as his final present before his enlistment in the military.  MyName consists of five members, Gunwoo, InSoo, Seyong, Jun. Q and ChaeJin.  They’ve only released one song, but they’ve done a great job with it that I can’t wait to see what they do next.  Seyong was featured in HwanHee’s “사랑해사랑해” as the rapper.  To read more about their first song “Message” click here, and to look at their full discography click here.

 

I love these guys!  Redeim and I are obsessed with their song and it gets stuck in our heads all the time.  I’m in love with ChaeJin and Seyong!  ChaeJin is so flippin’ hot why is he born in 1995.  I freaked out when I realized he was that young.  But it’s okay, I’ll wait for him!  Seyong is also amazing.  He’s hot and he along with his band mates perform well during their live performances.  I’m so excited for anything these guys are going to do in the future.  This song was so catchy I can only guess what their next song will be.  Good luck MyName, I’ll be waiting for you!!!

Member Profiles

InSoo

 

Real Name: Kang Insoo (강인수)
Birth Date: March 10, 1988
Birth Place: Suwon, Gyeonggi-do
Height: 178cm
Weight: 58kg
Position: vocals
Star Sign: Pisces
Zodiac: Sheep
Blood type: AB
Academic:
2011~ Korea National Open University (Visual Media)
2006~2010 Sae Jong University (Major in Dance)
2003~2006 Anyang Art High School Dance
Facts:

  • Former SUPERSTAR K2 contestant
  • Friends with MBLAQ’s SeungHo

 

Gunwoo

 

Real name: Lee GunWoo (이건우)
Birth Date: January 30, 1989
Height: 181cm
Weight: 57kg
Position: Leader, main vocalist
Star Sign: Aquarius
Zodiac: Snake
Blood Type: AB
Academic:
2007~ Wusong University: Sports Health
2004~2007: NamDaejeon High School

 

Seyong

 

Real Name: Kim Seyong (김세용)
Birth Date: November 20, 1991
Birth Place: Busan
Height: 177cm
Weight: 59kg
Position: rap, vocals, face
Star Sign: Scorpio
Zodiac: Sheep
Blood type: O
Education: Seoul National University of Fine Arts and Acting
Advertising: 2010 KT 올레, 뱅뱅
Dramas: KBS’s “My Love, My Family” (2011)
Facts:

  • Former JYPE trainee, dropped out due to personal issues

 

Jun.Q

 

Real Name: Kang Joon Kyu (강준규)
Birth Date: August 9, 1993
Height: 180cm
Weight: 58kg
Position: Rap, bass singer
Star Sign: Leo
Zodiac : Rooster
Academic: Seoul Performing Arts High School
Facts:

  • Worked as a model since his second year of middle school
  • Is known for looking like Lee SeungGi

 

ChaeJin

 

Real Name: Chae Jin Seok (채신석)
Birth Date: December 26, 1995
Birth Place: Seoul
Height: 176cm
Weight: 56kg
Position: Maknae, vocalist
Star Sign: Capricorn
Zodiac: Pig
Blood type: B
Academic: Seoul Performing Arts High school

MYNAME Discography

1st Single – Message
Release Date: October 28, 2011

Track List:

  1. Message

A Message from MYNAME

MYNAME is a band produced by Fly to the Sky’s HwanHee (Fany), and I had mixed feeling about them.  I watched this music video right before Double A’s “Because I’m Crazy” and I couldn’t help but think that this red head, Seyong, looked a lot like Aoora.  I watched THEM first, but thought of Double A instead.   They just didn’t stick out.

Seyong and his read hair

The thing that did stick out was ChaeJin.  He’s beautiful, until I saw his birthday.  Okay, I can be a pedo noona, I’ve done it before, and I can do it again.  By the way, his birthday is December 26, 1995.  Yes, 1995.  I cried a little inside, I mean how can he be so pretty?  Do yourself a favor boy and run now before the perving eyes of pedo noonas like myself find you.  We’ll wait until you’re legal to touch you, but we can still perv with our eyes.  Oh, did I mention he has a smirk of pure win?  He does, I love it, ergo I love him even more.

smirk = squeeee~

JAILBAIT WARNING!!!

Upon watching this music video a second time I began to warm up to it.  I was kind of disappointed that HwanHee hadn’t really gotten a lot of singers but InSoo and Gunwoo are good.  I just didn’t catch it the first time, somehow.  The song is catchy and the beat is fun, all in all I give them a B, maybe a B+.  If they’d left a lasting impression the first time, they’d have a higher grade.

Gunwoo reacing for you, InSoo's arms outstretched

As for the lyrics, they’re trying to send you a message, a heartfelt message.  We never find out just what they’re trying to send, but you don’t seem like you want to pick up your phone.  It’s a message!  Just look at it already and stop these poor guys from waiting!

The dance actually did impress me, a little.  I love the fall move at the beginning, mainly because I’m too much of a chicken to ever do it.  I also really love the synchronized jump during the chorus.  There’re a few sections for “fancy” footwork which is just tamed b-boy moves.  Most of the time in a dance segment, Seyong is front and center, which is fine, he’s hot.  I will gladly watch.

Gravity works... well

As for you, wanting to learn this dance, wait until after the chorus when they start the “Oh Oh Oh~” and just start tapping your right leg to the beat (not recommended if you’re in the car, it makes for odd acceleration or jerky braking).  You can also take your hands and place them near your sides, palms facing forward, on the last “Oh” bring them across your chest and close your fists, then back down, open palmed (this one is recommended for the car, unless you can’t drive no handed).  For those over achievers, do them both at the same time, leaned forward a little, just like the music video.  There you go!  Now you finally got that message they were trying to send!

So what do you think? Will you listen to the message from MYNAME?