Be Ma Girl says Teen Top

Teen Top is back with “Be Ma Girl” and you’re going to have to give me a minute to fan girl. NfkwA,hjsdfhbhsjlsfmj< HKJQAKzhdgUJnfhsdkjfKhhfbeid,avenbdsz,flhnds,v.  Okay, I think I’m better now.  Let’s start with some yummy hips.  Thanks C.A.P.


Ricky hopped on the blue hair train with B2ST’s JunHyung and Big Bang’s TOP.  It suits him, but I’m getting tired of it.








C.A.P. and L.Joe’s Bromance.  I love it.


I love the glow in the dark theme.  It’s so cool and fun!  I just want to join them.

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How can L.Joe be so hot?  Not the lips!!! Don’t do this to me!

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ChunJi I love you; again with the losing testosterone with every wink; then the members become interested by some girls and ChunJi lacks enough testosterone to care about anything other than Niel.


Speaking of Niel, look at his hair!!!  I had a hard time at first getting used to it but now I love it.  I guess that’s why we call it a bias.

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The heart collage was so clever, I wanna do that now.


The kick dance.  I could never do it.  I’d end up making out with the floor.  Regardless, have fun and happy dancing.


Are you willing to Be Teen Top’s Girl?

Teen Top dedicates this song To You

Teen Top is back with this frickin’ catchy song “To You,” and I’m in love again.  How can this song be so catchy? I just end up humming it… It’s beginning to work on my nerves, but then I remember the sexy, wet jailbait of Niel and I get over it.

Okay, let’s get my extreme Niel bias out of the way; I apparently have a thing for guys in headbands (let’s add that to my list of kinks) and Niel looks great in one.  Also, adorably fluffy hair, this is when I want to keep Niel as a pet, and not the sexual kind either.

That headband kills me

Fluffy hair!!!! He’s so cute!!!

Last Niel I promise, that body roll.  I will enjoy my cell in prison if I get a piece of that before I go.

Unf unf unf

Next, ChangJo is getting pretty hot, still jailbait, but soon to be jailbait I’d go to jail for.  Also, what’s up with spiky clothes, they’re in a lot of MVs lately.

Blond C.A.P. just hurts.  It doesn’t look bad; it just shocked me and will take a while to get used to.

Jailbait lip wipe alert.  Ricky does a damn fine job.  No exploding ovaries on my part, but I did get that warm, fuzzy feeling.  Bravo.

Warm fuzzies~

Other than Niel, there are two more things that I absolutely LOVE about this MV, first, L.Joe.  That man is turning into a pile of sweaty, sexy, steaming sex. The beat up look with the abuse of guyliner turns into an abuse of my ovaries.


Second would be the JoeJi (L.Joe and ChunJi).  They were all up in each other’s faces, supposedly fighting over a girl, but who cares, all I could think was “JUST KISS!!!!”

Last, as usual is the dance.   During the “ooo” part there’s some fancy footwork, I’ll put the gif here, but there is NO way I could do that, let alone teach you.

What I suggest for the car dancers is the “shoulder dance.”  During the chorus you pull down you jacket or just pretend if you don’t have one and violently shake your shoulders.  It looks better in the gif than I can explain it.  Happy dancing!

Did Teen Top get through To You?

Teen Top is Crazy!

TEEN TOP YAY!!! I love this band though half of them are on the jailbait list, they are yummy.  The music video plot is L.Joe confessing to his girlfriend, she turns him down, then he spends most of the music video chasing her.  Turns out she was just embarrassed to agree in front of his friends.

Together at last!

A general thing that I liked about this song is the mixing of rap into the song.  Usually Teen Top has a set part in the middle of the song for a rap, here they mixed it all in.  So I like that part.  As for things I can screen cap, have some CAP smirking.

Creeper smirk, I love you CAP

First thing I noticed was my lack of Niel.  I’m Niel biased and they took him almost completely out of the song (well compared to all the other Teen Top songs).  He only sings the chorus and doesn’t get a lot of screen time, but here are some nice lip wipes.  Thanks for still providing for your pervy noona Niel!

My ovaries are orgasming, I didn't know they could do that


ChangJo started the song and he usually doesn’t get much screen time, so congrats ChangJo!

L.Joe is one pile of sex and unf in the song.  He looks amazing with that fluffy hair and I’m happy he IS legal.  Also, he smirks and my ovaries exploded all over the walls.  Sorry, I’ll clean that up later.

My hands need to be tangled in that hair

Damn you L.Joe, my ovaries are gone!

ChunJi and his inability to retain testosterone due to his excessive winking condition.  He looks cute and kinda like a pirate here.


My favorite part of this song is by far the “stop breaking my heart” dance.  Though I should call it the stop breaking my “heart” dance.  Boys, I believe that’s your penis, I could be wrong, but I don’t think so.  Enjoy the yummy gif of jailbait and their sincere “hearts.”

So are you Crazy for Teen Top yet?

Teen Top

Teen Top debuted July 9, 2010 with their cong Clap.  The band consists of six members, CAP, ChunJi, L.Joe, Niel, Ricky and ChangJo.  All the members use a stage name.  Niel and ChunJi are the main singers and as they’ve released more songs, the other members have finally been allowed to sign and showcase their talents a little more each time.  CAP and L.Joe are the rappers, though CAP raps more.  For their discography click here and go look under MV Reviews for more of my fan girly rants.

When this band came out, only one of them was legal, now they’re slowing shifting up the rungs out of jailbait, but not yet.  I fell in love with Niel because of his voice and his lips, then CAP and his wannabe intensity.  It wasn’t until their second and third music video that I started noticing ChunJi and he’s come up to rival Niel sometimes with those winks and lip touches.  I’m a hardcore Tee Top fan; so expect music video review on them whenever they release anything new.

Member Profiles

CAP ()

Real Name: Bang Min Soo (방민수)
Birth Date: November 4, 1992
Position: Leader, Charisma Rapper
Height: 178 cm
Weight: 61kg
Hobbies: Design, drawing and exercise
Specialty: Writing lyrics and rapping
Education: Seongname Information Industry High School

  • Interested in design, likes doing graffiti
  • Has three tattoos
  • Doesn’t like leading a band of people younger than him, he thinks he’s too young already

ChunJi (천지)


Real Name: Lee Chan Hee (이찬희)
Birth Date: October 5, 1993
Position: Power Voice
Height: 173 cm
Weight: 53kg
Hobbies: Puzzles, reading
Specialty: Imitations
Education: Seongji Middle School

  • Likes doing puzzles (1000 piece ones)
  • Would choose a sexy over a cute noona
  • Wants to play Zac Efron’s role in “High School Musical”
  • Ideal girl is SNSD Yuri

L.Joe (엘조)

Real Name: Lee Byung Hun (이병헌)
Birth Date: November 23, 1993
Position: Bad Boy Rapper
Height: 171 cm
Weight: 50kg
Hobbies: Acting
Specialty: Piano, violin, music composition, English
Education: Korea Arts High School

  • Would choose a sexy over cute noona
  • His role model is Big Bang’s GDragon
  • His mother lives in the United States
  • Stayed up until 3AM to compose a birthday song for Niel
  • L. Joe stands for Lee (his last name) and Joe (his English name)
  • Ideal woman is HyunA, who is his senior at school
  • Lived in California for 5 years

Niel (니엘)

Real Name: Ahn Daniel (안 다니엘)
Birth Date: August 16, 1994
Position: Emotional Vocal
Height: 177 cm
Weight: 54kg
Hobbies: Music appreciation
Specialty: Football
Education: Heungjin High School

  • Relieves stress by tormenting Ricky
  • Loves to watch and play soccer
  • Looked up to Se7en as a child
  • Roommates with Ricky since they are the loudest members

Ricky (리키)

Real Name: Yoo Chang Hyun (유창현)
Birth Date: February 27, 1995
Position: Lovely Vocal
Height: 172cm
Weight: 55kg
Hobbies: Movies Appreciation, piano
Specialty: Acting
Education: Namgang Middle School

  • Likes sci-fi and action movies
  • Likes playing board games like Monopoly
  • Shares a room with Niel because they’re the loudest members

ChangJo (창조)

Real Name: Choi Jong Hyun (최종현)
Birth Date: November 16, 1995
Position: Dancing Boy
Height: 177 cm
Weight: 58kg
Hobbies: Choreography composition, music appreciation
Specialty: Self-defense
Education: ChunCheon Middle School

  • The first time he saw Niel he thought he looked like a Simpson
  • Looks up to Big Bang’s Taeyang as a dancer
  • His childhood dream was to become a bodyguard
  • ChangJo means “to create” because he wants to create a new world through his dancing

Teen Top Discography

Single Albums

Come Into the World

Release Date: July 9, 2010
Track List:

  1. Come Into the World
  2. 박수 (Clap)
  3. 춤춰! (Let’s Dance)
  4. 박수 (Clap) (Instrumental)
  5. 춤춰! (Let’s Dance) (Instrumental)


Release Date: January 12, 2011
Track List:

  1. Transform
  2. Supa Luv
  3. Angel
  4. Supa Luv (Instrumental)
  5. Angel (Instrumental)

Extended Plays


Release Date: July 26, 2011
Track List:

  1. 향수 뿌리지마 (No More Perfume on You)
  2. Beautiful Girl
  3. First Kiss
  4. 손등이 스친다 (The Back of my Hand Brushes Against)
  5. Tell Me Why
  6. 향수 뿌리지마 (No More Perfume on You)  (Instrumental)

Clap for Teen Top

This music video is older, but I still remember everything that stuck out to me the first time.  After watching this video, I was ready and waiting for anything Teen Top came out with, though I must ring the JAILBAIT alarm again.  The oldest member was born in 1992 and the youngest in 1995, so there are two members who are jailbait right now.

Some things that stood out were Niel and his hat and glove.  They are so sexy, plus who can deny Niel and his lips?  If you can, GTFO.  Also CAP and his abs.  Holy crap, why does a guy born in 1992 who was 18 at the time have abs like that?  At least he was legal the entire time though.  I feel a little less guilty and a little less pedo.

Legal Abs, yummy

I also have a thing for violins (any musical instrument really, but violins are among my favorites), so L.Joe and that violin just made me all sorts of happy. As for personalities, CAP and his sexy breath and wannabe intense rap sticks out.  He was trying to go for that Taecyeon intensity but by the time he got there, Niel was singing over him, poor guy.

Violin = happy


This music video has no plot.  A school, a girl, an airplane and these guys are going crazy because they like her?  It’s insanity.  The music video and lyrics have virtually nothing to do with each other, if you can relate them, I’ll let you live in your delusion, otherwise just watch it for the jailbait and eye candy.

Random girl for lack of plotting

As for the dancing, I liked it.  One of my favorite parts is when Niel is singing his “Oh oh oh” and he moves his hand in front of his face.  I feel like he’s that kid in the classroom trying to answer his teacher’s question but gets distracted by a butterfly.  In this case the butterfly is his hand and the teacher’s question is the chorus of the song, but you get my point.  They also have this really cool foot dance that I love.  I’d break my legs trying to do it, because I’d lose my footing one way or another.

Look it's a hand!

Feet are going somewhere, they on the other hand, aren't

As for learning the dance to this song, go for the chorus.  During the “cra-crazy” part take your right hand and put it to your head, then shove your head around like your crazy, but do it on beat.  Then during the “cl- cl- cl- cla- cla- clap mad man” put your left hand over your right in front of you and clap them like a monster eating something.  Clap them five times to the beat, then put your left hand up by your shoulder, like you’re going to shrug, put your right hand down by your hip then bring them together to clap again.  All this is done on beat.  It’s a little hard to explain, but easy to do if you watch the music video.  Happy dancing!


Will Teen Top make it to the top?  Will you clap for them?

There’s no more perfume on me, how about Teen Top?

향수 뿌리지마 or No More Perfume On You, is Teen Top’s third single.  I love this song, it’s so damn catchy.  This song is like a dream come true for people like Redeim and I.  The younger boys can have their girlfriends, but we get to play with them whenever we want and we don’t have the full time job of babysitting a younger boyfriend.  I approve of this song and it’s message!  Kind of….

My heart melted

Okay, first impressions, WTF ChunJi?  ChunJi is adorable and cute, ergo he’s gay, and a bottom, so how the hell is he supposed to have a girlfriend, let alone be cheating on her with another girl?  ChunJi wishes he had that much testosterone, but every time he winks or touches his lips, a little more leeches out of him.

Leeched out when next to a girl, see?

In second place comes CAP.  I know I keep mentioning that he looks like Dalmatian’s Inati, but here I go again.  He looks just like him in “Lover Cop.”  L.Joe does his lip thing for me again, but otherwise not that much actually stood out.  Not even my bias, Niel.



Why do you do this to my ovaries L.Joe?

Plot, there is tons of it in this music video.  The song is about Teen Top telling their noona to stop spraying perfume, because then their girlfriend will find out.  In the music video, ChunJi’s the player, somehow.  To avoid issues, he gives his girlfriend and noona the same perfume.  Someone thinks they’re slick don’t they?  In the end he gets caught, but he smiles about it.  What’s up with that?

Texting his noona while his girlfriend is watching

You caught me! It's true, I have a second fag hag!

As for the dance, the only part that really sticks out is when they say “Noona’s body is really really sexy” and they ease their hands into their back pockets and turn around all slow and creeper-like.  There is one live performance (Redeim and I aren’t crazy, we just can’t find it anymore) where CAP turns around with this “hello children” smile on his face and it was amazing!!!  If we ever come across it again, we’ll be sure to link it.

Proof he has a creeper smile! "Hello children!"

Learning a dance for this isn’t that hard.  During the chorus when they say “don’t spray perfume” take your right thumb and index finger and pick up your collar.  Move your collar like you’re sniffing it and then pull it away slowly.  Then the next time, do it again with the other hand.  Again, I’m not good at describing these things; watch the music video and you’ll get it.  This is a car safe dance if you’ve mastered driving one handed so dance on!!!

So, are you going to stop wearing that perfume or will you get Teen Top in trouble?