Just Dance with NS YoonJi

I had actually never listened to “Just Dance” before this and I must say I like the song.  Again, I think YoonJi is too skinny, but I like the song.  She’s too little to be in that red dress.  She’s too skinny and the dress is big and flows too much.  It practically drowns her.  I’m so happy you looked healthy in “Reason I Became a Witch!”

She can’t win for me in this MV.  She’s either too tan or too pale.  Her skin is bronzed or something and it looks odd for her.  Then that blonde wig makes her skin look gray and she just looks sickly…

Tan

Pale

I love the strobe light earrings.

I think that outfit is perfect for her.  She looks healthy and she looks comfortable.  It’s so cute and suits her.  I approve!

I whip my hair back and forth?  I couldn’t resist the eye candy.

The dance is pretty easy.  Put your right hand over your heart and sway your head, then pop your hips on beat.  I know I get lazy with these things.  I am assuming you are watching these MVs and not just listening to me ramble about them.  Happy Dancing!

Did you enjoy your Dance with NS YoonJi?

Unf of the Day

 

Illegal? Maybe. Does that lessen the amount of want? Hell no.  Also does anyone else notice the red marks on his chest?  I think MinHo was too rough last night.

Unf of the Day

Just look at their eyes.  They’re summoning you to their bed.  Maybe MinMin needs to spice up their bedroom a little, care to be the extra ingredient?

Unf of the Day

 

As you get out of bed after a wonderful, long night, you hear a soft, “Noona, where are you going? We’re not done playing yet.”

↑ I don’t know who wouldn’t want that to happen… Especially since he’s legal now.

Ring Ding Dong with SHINee

“Ring Ding Dong” is a most wonderful and glorious song.  I warn you I may end up keyboard smashing again because this song is lip porn central.  If I were going to make a lip porno I would start with this music video.  Anyways, the lyrics are about how these guys really like a girl and she’s all they can think about.  The music video on the other hand has no plot, but again, who cares.  They’re hot.

Highlight one, JongHyun’s blonde hair and freckle.  One JongHyun is just a friggin’ pile of sex with his hair blonde like that.  Two, I have a thing for freckles, so that freckle on his chest is just sexy as sin.  By the way, it’s mine, you can look but unless you’re Key, no touching.

See it highlighted in red? Unf

Highlight two, Key’s perpetually sexed hair and lip porn.  I have to liken Key’s hair to that of a sex God’s because of how friggin’ sexy it is.  Secondly, his lips are sinful, even more so when he touches them like that.  I want him to touch me like that, or with those lips.

Ovaries!

 

Highlight three, JongKey double lip porn.  They do this one after the other.  I could stare at this gif for ages and probably orgasm without ever touching myself.

Highlight four, MinHo with long hair.  Unf.

Highlight five, TaeMin’s lack of attention span.  He’s so interested in that butterfly it’s like he forgot they were filming a music video.

Butterfly!

I love too much about the dances in this music video.  If you ask me the entire music video is awesome but to pick a few dances I’d have to say the “Hump” dance they do as well as the “Lock It” dance.  During the “lock it” part of the song, they use their right arm and go low across their body then up, then low across their body and down.  Watch the gif to learn more.  The “Hump” dance is done during the chorus.  Put your right hand out in front of you, lean down a little and do a body roll up.  It’s too hard to explain, just stare at the pretty gifs. Happy dancing, or staring!

Did SHINee’s Ring Ding Dong do it for you?

SHINee’s Noona is So Pretty

SHINee’s debut song, “누나 너무 예뻐 (Replay)” was hard for me to watch.  They just look so little and I know how far into the land of jailbait TaeMin was, so it was difficult, but I did it for you guys.  The lyrics are about how these guys can love you; even though they’re young they’re sincere.  Now, as a noona fan myself, that kills me.  I just want to hug them and let them prove themselves as men (which can be taken as innocently or perversely as you like).  So I can confidently say, because of this song, it is SHINee’s fault that they set a plague of pedo on themselves.  As for the music video’s plot, the boys set up an event for their noona in order to confess to her.  By the way, the noona is Victoria from F(x).

Look how little they were

Victoria from F(x)

Highlight one, Onew’s hat.  I know I haven’t really said much about Onew in the other reviews (if anything at all) but he used to be my favorite (not sure why anymore.  I still love the guy, but I just like Key and JongHyun better now).  Anyways, Onew’s hat is cute and he pulls it off well.

Highlight two, JongHyun.  He doesn’t age.  He looks exactly the same now as he did in this music video.  I just say he has looked about 22 since debut.

Highlight three, TaeMin.  First thing I noticed (other than him being so little) was the Harry Potter necklace.  Sorry, I know I’m random but I noticed it.  Second, what’s with the crotch shot and hip thrust?  TaeMin is like 14 here, should he be able to do that?  Oh well, bask in pedoland with me.

Bad picture of their faces, but I want you looking at the necklace

So what do you think, will you be SHINee’s noona?

Can SHINee bring out the Lucifer in you?

This music video will be hard for me to review considering every time I see it my reaction is as follows: bvmsdhfv.wnffd/jbndzhjmcbvdsulvjfxdo.fbwe a,kvujzio;b z,jdfnfcbsd,jjvc xb,vujxd.  But I worked hard to review it, so forgive me if more keyboard smashes appear randomly.  Firstly, the lyrics.  The lyrics are about how these guys love you so much and they’re not going to leave you but you’re getting a little crazy.  You’re trying to lock that shit down and they say they need to be free to love you right.  Now I understand the idea of wanting to lock that shit down, but for their sake I guess we should loosen the chains a little.  But just a little.

Music video has no plot, but who needs a plot with all the eye candy.  Highlight one, TaeMin’s hair.  OMFG UNF! Fbjkanvlbn vewk,jaf kjadhvnwb f fk,ndfgWKJNFLWS.  I will rape that boy.

Unf

Highlight two, the budget cuts for JongHyun’s clothes.  Where the hell did the back of his shirt go?  Oh, well, more to perv on.  Me gusta.

Enjoy some arms and an unf face too

Highlight three, Key.  First off, where did his hair go?  I was shocked and didn’t like it at first, but he really pulled it off well.  It was sexy and hot and just unf. Ksjbdw,mdnw;anf,d.  Sorry, had to recover from that.  Secondly, his smirk.  I have a thing for smirks and I have a special place in my biasland/lady parts for Key so to see Key smirking was A –MAY-ZING!  Holy fuck!!!!

Unf

Squee~

As for the dance, I love almost all the dances in this song.  First off at the beginning with all the music beats they do this hand dance that’s just so hot on them.  I wish I could explain more but if I watch it again to explain it to you I’ll keyboard smash again.  My favorite has got to be the “Pointing” dance.  They have their hands next to them, index fingers pointing up.  They move one direction and stop like a robot, then the other.  It’s so nskjvbsmlskjfn cool.  Sorry, I lost it again there for a second.  Anyway, please enjoy this music video!

Can SHINee be your Lucifer?