Be Ma Girl says Teen Top

Teen Top is back with “Be Ma Girl” and you’re going to have to give me a minute to fan girl. NfkwA,hjsdfhbhsjlsfmj< HKJQAKzhdgUJnfhsdkjfKhhfbeid,avenbdsz,flhnds,v.  Okay, I think I’m better now.  Let’s start with some yummy hips.  Thanks C.A.P.

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Ricky hopped on the blue hair train with B2ST’s JunHyung and Big Bang’s TOP.  It suits him, but I’m getting tired of it.

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T.O.P.

 

C.A.P. and L.Joe’s Bromance.  I love it.

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I love the glow in the dark theme.  It’s so cool and fun!  I just want to join them.

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How can L.Joe be so hot?  Not the lips!!! Don’t do this to me!

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ChunJi I love you; again with the losing testosterone with every wink; then the members become interested by some girls and ChunJi lacks enough testosterone to care about anything other than Niel.

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Speaking of Niel, look at his hair!!!  I had a hard time at first getting used to it but now I love it.  I guess that’s why we call it a bias.

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The heart collage was so clever, I wanna do that now.

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The kick dance.  I could never do it.  I’d end up making out with the floor.  Regardless, have fun and happy dancing.

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Are you willing to Be Teen Top’s Girl?

100% is here and they’re Bad Boys

100% is finally here with “Bad Boy” and I’m so frickin’ excited!!! My friends wanted to kill me because I hadn’t seen Teen Top Rising 100%, well I’m fixing that.  All I can say is JongHwan.

JongHwan is tied for my bias; I mean look at his face.  It’s perfection!!!  Really JongHwan?

SangHoon makes me laugh only because of my friends.  He only gets one line and it’s the words “get out,” repeated over and over again.

ChangBum!!!!  Another bias, but not quite tied with JongHwan… well, maybe.  He is pretty gorgeous.  I mean, look at those arms, plus, I mean, his face. What should I do?

I really want a pair of 100% shoes.  They’re BAMF and they need to be on my feet, so I can walk around like I own the world; or at least like a crazy 100% fan.

RockHyun!!!!  This is my other bias, tied with JongHwan.  Special place in my heart for this guy, one he’s hot, two his laugh, three my friend picked out that he’d be my bias, and he was right.

Feels~

Look how good he looks!

Bromance!!!!  HyukJin and RockHyun – in their little lover’s spat!  Also, Minwoo and JongHwan.  I need a couple name for them, because I ship them so hard, but alas, their names don’t mix well.

Stop it you two~

Smirk!!!

Intense look of love – man I fangirl too hard

Sorry, I don’t have a dance gif for you; just bask in how awesome 100% is, I know I do!!!

Did these Bad Boys give it their 100%?

Unf of the Week

That bodes well for later.  I envy who gets to ride that roller coaster.  Where does the line start?

Teen Top dedicates this song To You

Teen Top is back with this frickin’ catchy song “To You,” and I’m in love again.  How can this song be so catchy? I just end up humming it… It’s beginning to work on my nerves, but then I remember the sexy, wet jailbait of Niel and I get over it.

Okay, let’s get my extreme Niel bias out of the way; I apparently have a thing for guys in headbands (let’s add that to my list of kinks) and Niel looks great in one.  Also, adorably fluffy hair, this is when I want to keep Niel as a pet, and not the sexual kind either.

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Fluffy hair!!!! He’s so cute!!!

Last Niel I promise, that body roll.  I will enjoy my cell in prison if I get a piece of that before I go.

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Next, ChangJo is getting pretty hot, still jailbait, but soon to be jailbait I’d go to jail for.  Also, what’s up with spiky clothes, they’re in a lot of MVs lately.

Blond C.A.P. just hurts.  It doesn’t look bad; it just shocked me and will take a while to get used to.

Jailbait lip wipe alert.  Ricky does a damn fine job.  No exploding ovaries on my part, but I did get that warm, fuzzy feeling.  Bravo.

Warm fuzzies~

Other than Niel, there are two more things that I absolutely LOVE about this MV, first, L.Joe.  That man is turning into a pile of sweaty, sexy, steaming sex. The beat up look with the abuse of guyliner turns into an abuse of my ovaries.

Unf!!!

Second would be the JoeJi (L.Joe and ChunJi).  They were all up in each other’s faces, supposedly fighting over a girl, but who cares, all I could think was “JUST KISS!!!!”

Last, as usual is the dance.   During the “ooo” part there’s some fancy footwork, I’ll put the gif here, but there is NO way I could do that, let alone teach you.

What I suggest for the car dancers is the “shoulder dance.”  During the chorus you pull down you jacket or just pretend if you don’t have one and violently shake your shoulders.  It looks better in the gif than I can explain it.  Happy dancing!

Did Teen Top get through To You?

Top 10: Lips

Another week brings in our second top ten! This time around, it’s the top ten lips!

On a side note, next week is Spring Break for Velexa and I, so we can’t absolutely guarantee we’ll get up the unf of the week or the top ten out exactly on time.

Now then, onto the list!

10: Bi Rain

Bi’s lips are nice and luscious, but some other people have even thicker, juicier lips.  This list was a bit difficult for Velexa since one of her biggest weaknesses is lips. Me personally, I felt there was so much more to this picture than just Bi’s lips.

9: 8eight’s Lee Hyun

Now Hyun was pretty tricky. For a while he was battling against the top contenders because there’s no denying he has really, really nice lips.  The biggest thing that got him his spot is how flat his lips are compared to the other contestants.  (Velexa: Sorry, my perving is for those soft, luscious lips.  Yours are flat and very long across your face, but I still cannot deny that you have nice lips)

8: SHINee’s Key

So our Key bias showed up again.  The main reason he’s number eight is because he kind of… cheated.  His lips normally probably wouldn’t even land him a spot in the list, but because we like him and anything he does, he got in by puckering his sexy lips. (Velexa: Sorry, Key bias took over.  Plus it’s a great picture of him.)

7: CNBLUE’s YongHwa

We haven’t given a lot of love to CNBLUE on this site yet, but I assure you, eventually we will. Because we love us some YongHwa. Especially some YongHwa lips. Deny wanting to kiss them, I dare you. (Velexa: Not the lip touch YongHwa!  My ovaries can’t take that!!!! *gunshot to ovaries, bleeds out* My bad… I’ll clean that up)

6: Se7en

We’ve loved Se7en for a long time. Our loyalty to him was renewed in 2007 when he got to go to a fan signing in Daly City and got shake his hand (His lotion smells good) (Velexa: and his hands are hella soft!). We’ve also loved his lips for a long… long time.  Damn is HanByul a lucky girl.

5: MYNAME’s InSoo

I’m not too familiar with InSoo yet, but he’s got some nice lips. They’re juicy and luscious, and I just want to kiss him~ (The mask is a plus. Something about masks are just really… sexy.) (Velexa: InSoo!!!!  Now just imagine those lips lightly dragging along your neck… Sorry, this is a Top Ten list, not an Unf of the Week, my bad. I’ll keep my fantasies to myself)

4: MBLAQ’s SeungHo

SeungHo… huu… what can I say? He’s got some really nice lips. Don’t you just want to kiss him? Especially his bottom lip; you wouldn’t even be able to tell it was swollen after you played with it. (Velexa: Little do you all know, but his lower lip is swollen from perpetual sucking.  Maybe Joon?  DuJoon?  Hey, if they get tired, I will totally fill in for them!)

3: Ajoo

Ajoo is someone else who hasn’t really gotten any love on this site. And because of an operator error on his part that pretty much made him have to curl up and die from the entertainment industry, the only love he’ll really get on this is probably from Top Tens or the occasional UOW. Regardless, we miss this man. He not only had a nice body, he had some of the most delicious, soft looking lips. (Velexa: Come back Ajoo!  KPop needs your luscious lips, your unf-worthy body and your awesome voice!  This time, just don’t talk about how rich you are, maybe people will like you better)

2: B2ST’s KiKwang

KiKwang’s lips… Well, we’ve loved KiKwang since he went by AJ, and this picture kind of leaves me speechless. I just want to kiss him. (Velexa: Apparently all Redeim can think of with lips is how much she wants to kiss them.  Isn’t she so cute that her fantasies only go that far?  One of the first things I noticed about AJ/KiKwang were his lips, so he rightfully belongs on this list at number two)

1: Teen Top’s Niel

And our winner this week is Niel! *dead* Okay, he might be cheating a little bit by having lip gloss on, but you can notice this boy’s lips from a mile away, no joke. By the way, as a warning, our winner today is jailbait. (Velexa: Niel bias? Yes. Jailbait? Yes.  Worth it?  HOLY MOTHER F*CKING KIMCHI YES!!!!  His lips are gorgeous! For those of you who are CAP and Niel shippers,  here’s a wonderful picture for you.  It’s not them, but it looks like Niel, because of the lips.  I swear it’s a gif and not a picture, because it moves in  both mine and Redeim’s minds.)

Top 10: Sex Eyes

Everyone please welcome in our very first top 10!

Our first one will be sex eyes! You can expect Top 10 lists about once a week (give or take a year).  Please keep in mind all of these are only mine and Velexa’s opinions, if you have other opinions, please feel free to comment or even send us a picture of someone you think does better than these guys.  On that note, all of these top 10s are going to be men only, though maybe one day (or with enough requests), you will get our top ten girls.  Please note we’re trying to keep our bias at bay, but there are some bands we simply don’t care about anymore, but we still try to include them in our top 10s through memories.

10: Super Junior’s SiWon

SiWon got number ten because even though he’s got quite “the look,” we couldn’t find a lot of really awesome pictures. When it came to the others, SiWon had the least amount of “come to my bed,” but when we thought over pictures of him in our brains, we remembered he had quite an alluring look.

9: Teen Top’s L.Joe

Now normally we’re all over how sexy this boy is.  However, whether it be we couldn’t find the right picture or because our bias for him isn’t as big as we originally thought, he got number 9.  I really think it’s the first reason.  He’s still a pile of sexy on a mountain of jailbait.  He IS legal, but 1993 isn’t much of a comfort to us.

8: Chaos’ DongMin

Now I’m not too familiar with Chaos yet, but this boy makes me want to know them better.  According to Velexa, he does this often.  And if he already looks this good without guyliner, just imagine how much you’d want to jump him with it on?  He’s got the beckoning look and everything.

7: SungJong

SungJong was originally going to just be a honorable mention, because we normally only see his diva or cute side, but do to my awesome counting skills, he was blessed with a spot in this top 10 instead. Besides, we can’t deny he did quite a good job showing another side of him. (Velexa: I got the gif from another website and they explain it as follows: Annnnnnnnnnnnd pregnant)

6: 2PM’s Nichkhun

I know there’s a really, really nice arm in the way, but try to pay attention to just his look in this picture.  Besides the fact that Nichkhun is one of my ultimate biases in the Korean music industry in general, his look just seems to scream “Go to my bed, now. No questions.” And you know what? I won’t question!

5: F.Cuz’s Kan

Kan is another one who’s high on my personal bias list. And seriously, how can you not want to jump him with that look? It almost seems like he’s telling you to do whatever you want to him. I can take a vulnerable guy too.

4: MBLAQ’s Joon

It’s probably no surprise to find out Joon made it on a lot of our top ten lists.  We both have a really crazy bias for him.  And he’s kind of already sex on a stick (think Jeff Dunham if you can), so one cannot argue he can do a really, really nice “come to my bed” look. Oh, and not to mention, he’s lipping, wet, has on guyiner, and you can see his freckle. Basically, this picture is a summary of what to expect in future top tens.

3: SS501’s JungMin

Nothing says sex eyes like already being naked and waiting for you.  Okay, so he’s probably not naked.  But a girl can imagine, right?

2: SHINee’s Key

So our Key bias shows up quite easily.  But how can you deny this as number two when he’s not only got the sex eyes, he’s also got the sex hair, the arm up in waiting, and not to mention his neck looks like it needs to be kissed. (Velexa: You forgot his collar bone!  I could lick that!  But yes, unf unf sexy Key eyes)

1: Infinite’s L/MyungSoo

In the words of Velexa: puts a whole new meaning to exploding ovaries in 3… 2… 1…