Block B, Go and Tell Them!

Block B’s second song “Tell Them” is amazing.  I love how fun and cute this song it.  I will admit it’s not the cool, sexy song that “Freeze” was but this is a new level of fun and awesome!  Let me be totally honest, this entire MV was my Zico bias.  One, he’s hot.  Two, he has dreads.  Have I mentioned I have a thing for dreads?  I think I should make a list in my profile to let you guys know what I perv on, because that list keeps getting longer, and dreads is now on that list.  Three, he wipes his lips.  My ovaries!  Why would you do that, Zico?

Derps and ponytails.  I love you Zico!

P.O is so cute!  I love you, I just want to cuddle you and your squishy little nose.  Also, nice shorts.

The thumb dance is cute.  It’s great for car dancers and for those who are just bad at dancing.  It’s an easy dance.  Please note the DerpHyo.  He showed up.

This is where I mention my subconscious UKwon bias.  I love his tongue, I could really use that somewhere on my body right now.  Also, he’s being cute and he has nice arms.  Enjoy the UKwon, I know I did.

So Tell Them what you think!

Freeze for Block B!

Block B is an amazing band that debuted with this song “Freeze.”  Now I know they’re in the middle of a scandal right now and I’m going to try not to talk about that, but in a nutshell, I love Block B and I support them!

Firstly, I’ll talk about the annoying things everyone talked about when they first debuted.  Yes, Zico looks like JunHyung (in this MV ONLY) and yes, P.O. looks like T.O.P.  Can we move on now?  They can’t help how they look or sound or what they can or can’t do.  I’ve heard complaints that P.O is trying to be T.O.P. because they look alike and sound alike.  I’ve heard complaints about Zico trying to be like GDragon because he composes.  Get over it, this is Block B.  You can like them, you can like Big Bang or you can like both.



Onto nicer things.  My Zico bias.  His fluffball hair was adorable!  It looks like his hair was up in a ponytail and he stuck his finger into a light socket.  Zico is known for his insanity, so I wouldn’t put it past him.

Ukwon, what nice arms you have.  I always say I have a hardcore Zico bias and that is true, but on a subconscious level I perv HARD on Ukwon.  Throughout these MVs I’ve realized I LOVE me some Ukwon.  Arms and nice smile that says “come back to my room.”  Yes sir, you don’t have to tell me twice.

Have some nice, derpless JaeHyo.  Back here he was still JaeHyo, no one knew him as DeprHyo yet.  Also, nice lip wipe there.  My ovaries thank you.

Transformers, robots in disguise!  Admit it, you sang that.  These guys are about to transform for sure.  I love this part of the dance.

P.O. you’re eyebrows are just…. With great power comes great responsibility, and you my friend know how to move those eyebrows.  Thank you, for that.  From now on, it is your responsibility to make sure those things keep moving and I’ll make sure to make my lady wood do the same.

TaeIl’s eyeliner made me cum the iceberg that doomed the Titanic.  That might too TMI for some of you, but there was too much beautiful guyliner there for me to hold it in.

The dance is fun, I couldn’t do it or explain it to you to save my life, so here’s a pretty gif of it.

Did Block B Freeze you in your tracks?

Going to Nanlina with Block B!

I have been crazy excited waiting for this song and it’s finally here! Fhenawjmfjnsd,fnaew.fhnbeaw,fkjadvn!!! Go Block B!  Okay, one of the first things that stuck out to me was the segregation of Block B into teams, with Zico and JaeHyo as the leaders.  Just a question, did anyone really think JaeHyo would win against Zico? The derp king against the crazy Jamaican?  No question.  Zico won, hands down.

Onto other highlights, I’ll try to keep my ranting down to a minimum because I have so many good things to say about this music video.  First off, here for you for a limited time is the combined ovary destruction provided by U-Kwon’s tongue and B-Bomb’s lip wipe.  Enjoy, I know I did.

I want that tongue!

My ovaries! Why!!!

Second, Zico’s tongue is cute! No destruction of ovaries, just an immense urge to huggle him.

Third, P.O. I have so many reasons to love you.  Firstly, your eyebrows know how to make a girl feel special, they really do.  I will perv on the eyebrow porn, just watch the music video, he moves his eyebrows in glorious ways that make me tingle.  Also, P.O. seems to love being surprise butt-sexed by his bandmates.  His faces are just priceless!

Those eyebrows!

Who's trying to rape you now?

Fourth, I’ll rant a little more on U-Kwon now.  He does this great smirk that makes me squee for joy.  In addition in the song he has a line where he says, “I’m hot, hot~” and I agree, U-Kwon is definitely hot.  I approve this message!

A few others things to point out, congrats to JaeHyo for the minimal derping.  I always wonder how many takes or how much effort he puts into avoiding those derps.  I also appreciate all the dorking moments like the synchronized bobble heads and the playing of Zico’s legs like a guitar.

You are good job!

I want these in my car

I would play a little higher if I were you TaeIl

Lastly, I don’t have a picture for this but I hold personal vendetta against TaeIl for ‘Halo.’  There was a part in Halo where he had the opportunity to go up and hit this beautiful note and he backed out of it, I was, and still am, very upset about it.  Suddenly in the song, he rips out that note.  I was like “Fuck YOU!!!!!” I still love TaeIl, and his voice.  He just likes to toy with me I guess.  Alright, I’ll play your game.  As for the dancing, I love the “I’m a hungry crazy monkey dance.”  Sadly, I think that title is fairly self explanatory.  Just watch the gif.  For you car dancers, just wave your hands over your head during the yelling part.  Happy dancing.

Are you Getting Crazy for Block B in Nanlina?