It looks like SungGyu just put that shirt back on, did WooHyun work you too hard last night? Sorry for teasing you, but really that shirt is low enough that you really don’t need it.
sunggyu
Infinite is back with The Chaser
Infinite is back with “The Chaser” and as with all Infinite songs this song is catchy. The very first thing I noticed about this MV and what everyone should notice about it, is L in that poor car. I mean, how long can cars flip? They rewind the car flip at the beginning of the music video and then it’s flipping the entire MV. L does not look happy.
See, that doesn’t look like a happy face to me
I find it kind of funny that SungGyu is walking away from L’s car crash with a hoodie on. I mean did you try to hurt L? Did you flip his car? Are you checking out your handiwork?
Looks guilty, doesn’t he?
DongWoo, you’re trying to destroy public property there with that pipe and you missed a few.
Infinite thighs, no pun intended. I am a dark meat kind of girl, and SungJong in those white pants looks delicious.
SeungYeol is looking great, I mean I’ve never been a huge fan of him, but he’s looking pretty good here. He’s got that serious face and fluffy hair all down around his beautiful face. Yummy.
I’m sexy and I know it~
I love how for the dance move at the beginning requires SungGyu to put his hand in L’s shirt. I would love to be SungGyu’s hand.
Lastly, let’s insert my SungJong bias and my guyliner bias. Why yes, he’s been prettier than you since 1993.
No dance that I saw, and this is Infinite, but I was too mesmerized by my SungJong and L biases.
Did you like Infinite’s The Chaser?
Gone to Paradise with Infinite
I love the song Paradise, but I’m starting to see a pattern with the Infinite guys. They can’t hold onto their women. The song is about how they want to keep you with them even if it’s against your will, as long as you’re there, it will be paradise for them. The music video emulates that. A girl is trapped with them, but she doesn’t seem to know that they’re there. She can’t see them. It kind of looks like the guys are regretting their decision anyways. If they were in paradise, I’d think they’d look happier.
Maybe this wasn't such a great idea guys
The first highlight can’t be screen capped but SungGyu’s voice makes me weak. It’s so sexy and unique. So the first official highlight, because I can screen cap it, is L’s guyliner. Unf. Guyliner in general, but L makes things more sinful. I don’t know why, he just has that gift.
Light guyliner = unf
Highlights two and three, Hoya’s “if-looks-could-kill” stare and the return of ZombieYeol (SungYeol). He’s been resurrected!
Keep looking and you'll keep dying
The return of ZombieYeol!
Last highlight, my cute SungJong turned into a man. His cuteness tried to run away. I can still find it, but if you’re biased, you can find whatever you want. I still love you SungJong!
But you can bet before we're through, mister I'll make a man out of you
No dancing in this music video, which is surprising, ergo no dance to learn. Though this music video gives a nice lesson about chain smoking children, don’t do it. There was entirely too much smoke in the air for their group pictures. Smoking is bad for you and I have no doubt the Infinite boys were choking on that stuff.
Enough smoke for you there?
Are you interested in making your own Paradise with Infinite?
Be Mine or be Infinite’s
This is my favorite song of theirs so far. 내꺼하자 or Be Mine was just so fierce. I love the grayscale/plain color thing that they have going on. It was hot, and mischievous and dare I say it, a little dirty. I don’t know what about it made it dirty, but I’ll blame L. Sorry, had to blame someone.
With that smirk, how can I not blame you?
I’m excited they’ve finally done it. They’re trying to actually get a girl, rather than get over a girl or get a girl they’ve lost back. You go guys!! The song has lines like “I’ll protect you” and “I hate seeing you hurt,” but they don’t seem to be keeping up with their promises. They kind of just stand there and watch the girl freak out and get shot at. I don’t blame them, if she’s getting shot at, she might not be the best girlfriend material.
Nice job SungJong! That seems to be working fine!
Highlight one, SungGyu. There are a few things that stuck out about him, first off was that neck tattoo. There were a bunch of arrows pointing down. I felt like they were directing you to the source of his voice of awesome, and whatever he might have under that shirt. Second was his sex hair. Unf. He was hot. Thirdly, his voice, but alas I can’t screen cap that.
His lips are hot here too
Unf
Highlight two, WooHyun’s chest. I need to personally thank Infinite’s stylist for putting that shirt on WooHyun. I love how it’s a huge collar that hangs so low and uselessly that it perfectly suits my pervy tastes. Bon appetit!
Yes, I would like another serving, please
Highlight number three, SungJong; sorry he is my bias after all. What I was saying earlier about the gray scale/plain colors is true, but then they put SungJong in this stunning blue. It was beautiful and artistic. Not that I claim to know anything about artistic-ness but I claim to love SungJong, so there you have it. Squee~
Highlight four goes along with the dance section. I love their dance for their “oh” parts. Fans call it the scorpion dance, I call it the “Exploding ovaries in 3 2 1” dance. The right hand shooting out quickly to your right the first time, then to the front the second time, unf (for those of you wanting to learn a dance for this song, that was it). I hope you all appreciate this review, because my ovaries went through all nine levels of hell to get this to you.
My ovaries are in a perpetual state of explosion
So tell me, will you belong to Infinite?
Nothing’s Over when it comes to Infinite
Nothing’s Over was a catchy song that was just awesome. Highlight one of the music video is SungYeol’s corpse status. He doesn’t do anything. He’s dead almost the entire music video. It’s awesome. I dub him ZombieYeol.
ZombieYeol
Highlight two, DongWoo laying claim to SungYeol’s butt, twice. Yes, the grabbing of butts occurs in this music video, watch carefully and you’re welcome. Enjoy.
Grab Number One!
Grab Two, and he holds on for a while!
Highlight three, the SHINee pants. WTF guys, you look like a pastel Crayola box.
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Highlight four, creeper SungJong appearing in the back seat and scaring SungYeol. Go SungJong! You know he tattles on you. So get him back!
Creeper face, he's going to get you ZombieYeol!
The song is about how Infinite isn’t ready for your relationship to be over with yet. At the beginning a ring is thrown at SungYeol, that’s the break up. For the rest of the music video, he’s basically a zombie because he’s upset about the break up. At some point near the end of the music video he gets up enough umph to drive at least… that’s a good thing.
The ring that turned SungYeol into ZombieYeol
My favorite dance in this music video is the shimmy. Men who can shimmy, even if it’s slow and on a beat, make my lady parts happy.
Learn the shimmy, it’s not hard. Take your hands, ball them into loose fist and put them out to your sides, like you’re going to shrug. Use your shoulders to push one side of your chest forward, then the other side. That’s the basics of a shimmy. Now do it on beat when they do their “eh eh eh eh” and you’ve got it. Works well in the car too. Dance on!
So is it really over between you and Infinite?
KPop My Cherry! 