F.Cuz is determined to be the No. 1!

I’m so excited that F.Cuz is back again this time with “No. 1.”  I was worried because they were in Japan for so long but they’re back now with a change in the member line up.  First off they lost LeeU and added two new members, RaeHyun and DaeGun.

RaeHyun

DaeGun

Tightly clad thighs = me doing my happy dance.

I am in love with glowy suits.  They are totally boss.

I love this BAMF girl, she goes in and saves all the guys from being beat up.  The best part of this MV by far is the chains and ropes.  Hot Korean men in chains, what more could I ask for?

RaeHyun is just dumb.  He’s holding himself in that shackle.  He could easily get out but stays put.

YeJun is looking mighty fine as a blond.  He seems to like being blond and I like him that way too!

DaeGun is new but worked his way up my bias list right quck.  He’s so pretty and hot!!!

Last but certainly not least: Kan.  This man is a dark angel in chains.  He’s just so friggin’ hot!!!

Kan is a bastard.  That lip wipe blows up my ovaries in a way that I have not felt in a while.  Thank you, Kan, I needed that.

As for the dance there are two that come to mind.  One is great for car dancers.  Fold your arms over your chest and turn your head to the right, back to center then to the left and back to center.  It’s really fun to do!  The other one I just noticed, so watch the gif and happy dancing!

Is F.Cuz your No. 1?

F.Cuz has brought out the Midnight Sun

F.Cuz is back and they are awesome as usual!  “Midnight Sun” is a great song that splices a ballad and an upbeat song.  Let’s start with the Jinon’s abs, me gusta, and Kan’s sinfully delicious happy trail.

Happy happy trail trail!!!!

YeJun really stuck out in this MV.  Other than being my second bias, he just looks friggin’ hot!  His hair looks recently sexed and his thighs are gorgeous in those pants.  I am so happy he’s legal.

Thighs!!!

Last thing about YeJun, I promise.  I would kill myself if my hair was like that.  It’s cut so it’s right at his eyeline, my hair would be poking my eyes out.  There us no way I could have that haircut.

A few comments on LeeU, one, he looks like lizard when he grits his teeth and two, leopard print, really?  No please.  No leopard print.  I have to make myself like it on a girl, I don’t think I can forgive it on a guy.

Kan!  That man needs to be inside me now.  Sorry, let me tone that down, Kan is really hot and he makes my ovaries explode… often.

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The dance is really easy.  When the chorus starts just extend your arms one after the other, the gif shows it.  Happy dancing!

Did you see the Midnight Sun with F.Cuz?

Unf of the Day

I don’t know what I want on me first, those lips or those fingers; not to mention the “I’m gonna fuck you all night long” look.  Ovaries exploded, thanks L.Joe.

MBLAQ is at War!

MBLAQ!!! Basfjgwfhdhvjcvswmfdnak,gvhdbfsjdfhbearmhqEJHEWAIUF.  Sorry, I love MBLAQ and this music video is sinful!!!!   I couldn’t process lyrics but I got the plot of the music video.  Joon was a secret agent of sorts (which gave him a gun, my ovaries are already exploding) and then his girlfriend gets shot.  Joon kills the guy who shot her and takes care of her.  He goes out to kill the other people involved and ChunDoong moves in on his girl.

Joon + Gun = Bliss

For some reason they went with the “Wanted” theme and made Joon able to bend bullets.  Joon + gun = hot, so I don’t care what the bullet does.  In the end, Joon pulls the gun on his buddy ChunDoong, the girl goes to defend him.  Joon bends the bullet to go around them and shoots himself in the neck.  Did he kill himself to let them be together or to let them feel guilty and never be together?  Sorry, I’m Joon biased so GTFO ChunDoong I’ll take me some Joon.

Exhibit A: the bullet and the bottle

Don't die Joon!

I’ll mention it because I can’t screen cap it, but there are some orgasmically raspy voices and then that note G.O hits is UH-MAZE-ING!  I call it the orgasm/explode ovaries/give birth note.  It may sound painful, but when you hear it and see it, it’s so worth it.

Neck porn during sex note!

Their outfits were sexy.  Just absorb that for a little bit.

SeungHo’s hair!  Where did it go?  It’ll take some getting used to.

Joon’s freckle and arm.  Again I’m Joon biased, and freckle biased, so I’m double biased here, then he shows that arm.  Ovaries gone, lady wood activated!

Freckle!

ARM = LADY WOOD

Mir’s hair!  My lady wood is in that state of a slow buildup.  I’m slowly getting there with a KAME KAME……..HNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!  Plus his voice just sounds like he’s ripping clothes off you.  Or am I the only one who hears that?

Unf unf unf!

As for the dance I like the pimp walk hip thrust.  Just nod and smile.  Those pants are nice, huh?

MBLAQ has declared War; do you accept their challenge?

Get some La Cha Ta with F(x)

“La Cha Ta” was F(x)’s debut song and these girls rocked it.  The song is just a general party song telling people to dance and have a good time, so that’s kind of what the music video is like, just these girls hanging out, having a great time.

Highlight one, Amber and that hat and that hair.  Unf.  This woman breaks the woman code.  You know that unspoken rule in the man code where guys don’t hit other guys in the nuts (intentionally), well there’s a code like that in the woman code.  Girls don’t explode other girl’s ovaries.  Damn you Amber.

That fire you see is from my ovaries exploding

Highlight two, Amber in the blue tank top.  Sorry I’m a little Amber biased, but she’s friggin’ hot in that blue tank.  You go girl!

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Highlight three, Luna’s baggy pants.  Sorry there’s not a really good picture of her, but she wears them well, and she’s hot, so your argument is invalid.

The WTF moment was the bear hanging above Sulli.  I know the room was supposed to be turned upside down and whatnot but I was like “Umm, Sulli, there’s a bear above you, are you gonna be okay?”

Sulli: What's your name Mr. Bear? Bear: The name's Pedo, Pedo Bear.

As for the dance, the chorus is a good dance.  I warn you again, ever since I started making gifs, my descriptions of dances have gone down hill.  My favorite dance is the “Broken Windshield Wiper” dance, where they have their right arm in front of them, palm facing out and they move it to the left a few times in a jerky motion, bringing it back to the starting position each time.  It’s fun and easy to do where ever you are.  Happy dancing!

How about F(x) did they rock this song?