BtoB is Insane!

BtoB just debuted with this song “Insane” and they are awesome!  New band for us to learn together guys!  Let’s go!  The absolute first thing I noticed was those pianos.  They were so sad.  I wanted to cry.  Also, if you damage a piano THAT bad or set it on fire, it should not play like a regular piano does.  Just saying guys.

SungJae here looks like Seo In Guk, but he’s hot right?  I think so, but I happen to like my ice cream jailbait flavored, how about you guys?

SungJae

Seo InGuk

Let me sneak in some more names and pictures for you.  This is for my benefit as much as you guys.  I’m trying to learn their names, so here is some nicely guylinered IlHoon.

Peniel is hot!!!  But I can’t take his name seriously.  I need to hear it said aloud so I stop trying to call him penis.  In addition to Peniel just being hot, he does a nice lip wipe that hurts my ovaries and he has mastered eyesex.

MinHyuk looks pretty good crying and that’s actually NOT on my list of kinks.  Also, he sits in the middle of that group like a diva or a boss.  It all depends on his sexuality which one, and sadly that will be determined at a later date.

Like a Diva or a Boss

SungJae just got 7 years of bad luck for breaking that mirror, uh oh.

He doesn’t look happy about that fact…

Are you Insane for BtoB?

Teen Top is Crazy!

TEEN TOP YAY!!! I love this band though half of them are on the jailbait list, they are yummy.  The music video plot is L.Joe confessing to his girlfriend, she turns him down, then he spends most of the music video chasing her.  Turns out she was just embarrassed to agree in front of his friends.

Together at last!

A general thing that I liked about this song is the mixing of rap into the song.  Usually Teen Top has a set part in the middle of the song for a rap, here they mixed it all in.  So I like that part.  As for things I can screen cap, have some CAP smirking.

Creeper smirk, I love you CAP

First thing I noticed was my lack of Niel.  I’m Niel biased and they took him almost completely out of the song (well compared to all the other Teen Top songs).  He only sings the chorus and doesn’t get a lot of screen time, but here are some nice lip wipes.  Thanks for still providing for your pervy noona Niel!

My ovaries are orgasming, I didn't know they could do that

Unf!

ChangJo started the song and he usually doesn’t get much screen time, so congrats ChangJo!

L.Joe is one pile of sex and unf in the song.  He looks amazing with that fluffy hair and I’m happy he IS legal.  Also, he smirks and my ovaries exploded all over the walls.  Sorry, I’ll clean that up later.

My hands need to be tangled in that hair

Damn you L.Joe, my ovaries are gone!

ChunJi and his inability to retain testosterone due to his excessive winking condition.  He looks cute and kinda like a pirate here.

ARRGH!

My favorite part of this song is by far the “stop breaking my heart” dance.  Though I should call it the stop breaking my “heart” dance.  Boys, I believe that’s your penis, I could be wrong, but I don’t think so.  Enjoy the yummy gif of jailbait and their sincere “hearts.”

So are you Crazy for Teen Top yet?

Can SHINee bring out the Lucifer in you?

This music video will be hard for me to review considering every time I see it my reaction is as follows: bvmsdhfv.wnffd/jbndzhjmcbvdsulvjfxdo.fbwe a,kvujzio;b z,jdfnfcbsd,jjvc xb,vujxd.  But I worked hard to review it, so forgive me if more keyboard smashes appear randomly.  Firstly, the lyrics.  The lyrics are about how these guys love you so much and they’re not going to leave you but you’re getting a little crazy.  You’re trying to lock that shit down and they say they need to be free to love you right.  Now I understand the idea of wanting to lock that shit down, but for their sake I guess we should loosen the chains a little.  But just a little.

Music video has no plot, but who needs a plot with all the eye candy.  Highlight one, TaeMin’s hair.  OMFG UNF! Fbjkanvlbn vewk,jaf kjadhvnwb f fk,ndfgWKJNFLWS.  I will rape that boy.

Unf

Highlight two, the budget cuts for JongHyun’s clothes.  Where the hell did the back of his shirt go?  Oh, well, more to perv on.  Me gusta.

Enjoy some arms and an unf face too

Highlight three, Key.  First off, where did his hair go?  I was shocked and didn’t like it at first, but he really pulled it off well.  It was sexy and hot and just unf. Ksjbdw,mdnw;anf,d.  Sorry, had to recover from that.  Secondly, his smirk.  I have a thing for smirks and I have a special place in my biasland/lady parts for Key so to see Key smirking was A –MAY-ZING!  Holy fuck!!!!

Unf

Squee~

As for the dance, I love almost all the dances in this song.  First off at the beginning with all the music beats they do this hand dance that’s just so hot on them.  I wish I could explain more but if I watch it again to explain it to you I’ll keyboard smash again.  My favorite has got to be the “Pointing” dance.  They have their hands next to them, index fingers pointing up.  They move one direction and stop like a robot, then the other.  It’s so nskjvbsmlskjfn cool.  Sorry, I lost it again there for a second.  Anyway, please enjoy this music video!

Can SHINee be your Lucifer?

Are you the Juliette to SHINee’s Romeo?

SHINee’s “Juliette” was awesome!  It’s a love song to their girl Juliette, so those of us not named Juliette just ignore that part of the song (though it’s the title, haha).  The music video plays up the masked ball in Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Juliet” by having the SHINee boys and the girl wearing masks.

Masquerade

Highlight one, ORIGINAL SHINee pants, bishes!  I know I’ve mentioned some other bands that stole clothes from SHINee’s closet, but this is where they come from.  Hooray for bright, tight pants.

Welcome to the original Crayola box

Highlight two, JongHyun’s voice but since that can’t be screen capped I will amend highlight two to JongHyun’s mouth.  This man has a hard time keeping his mouth closed and it used to drive me crazy (and not in a sexual way, I just wanted to go over and close his mouth for him).  Now, I’ve realized it’s just a wonderful indicator of his prowess in bed.  He’s demonstrating his skills for us.  Bask in the glory of JongHyun’s mouth, I know I will.

Unf

Highlight three, TaeMin.  There’s plenty to praise.  First, being the eternal jailbait (he’s legal now, but he wasn’t in this music video) he’s so pretty.  Second, I love his blue contacts, they made him look so friggin’ hot.  Third, why the hip thrust, no one else does it?  Why make the youngest do such a hard hip thrust?  I think he just gave pedobear a concussion.  Regardless, me gusta.

Blue contacts! Squee~

BAM! In your face Pedobear!

As for the dance, there is so much going on in this music video that I can’t even pick a scene to screen cap or gif.  The easiest thing to do is the “girl” dance.  When they say “Juliette” use your hands and make the outline of a woman, or an hourglass, whichever you choose.  Happy dancing!

Will you be SHINee’s Juliette?

F(x) is NU ABO

“NU ABO” was supposed to stand for the girl’s blood types but the song doesn’t seem to care that much about that.  The song is basically these girls talking to an onni about falling in love and how it’s hard for them because of their personalities.  The music video on the other hand doesn’t have much plot; just enjoy all the eye candy that they have to offer.

Eye Candy

Highlight one, awesome hair.  Suddenly I have the urge to go to the salon and get my hair done like this.  Alas, I have curly hair so they would never work out for me.

Highlight two, Luna’s powerful voice.  Sadly I can’t screen cap that but you can have a picture of Luna looking hot and awesome instead.

Highlight three, jailbait on jailbait.  Sulli and Krystal have their hands on each other’s thighs and they sink down.  One, they’re pretty, two they’re sexy doing this, three, they’re jailbait so it just makes it all the better.

Care to join in a jailbait threesome?

Last highlight is Victoria’s headband.  I just think she looks so cute in it, plus add the hair and we just have one sexy Vic-omma.

As for the dance, I choose the dance they do during the “Na na na” part of the song.  The first part of it looks like “The Monkey” for those of you who watched or remembers Johnny Bravo, and the second part is the “Put Make Up On” dance.  For “The Monkey” just put your arms out straight in front of you, ball your hands into fists and pump them up and down, alternating which one is up and which one is down.  The “Put Make Up On” looks just like it sounds.  Hold a fake mirror with one hand and apply make up to your face with the other.  Watch the gif or music video for visuals.  Happy dancing!

Would you fall in love with these girls, despite their personalities?